Florida Cabinet- Open up the application process for Commissioner of FDLE

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Folks who get their butts kicked in high school don't always make good leaders.

Or hide in the closet

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The current commissioner is a man named Rick.
He was Governor Scott's one and only pick.
Not the most qualified and Scott didn't care.
His trusty bodyguard had always been there.
They traveled together even after Rick's promotion,
As head of Capitol Police, it caused a big commotion.
Trips to Paris, Japan and California to see Auburn play.
International travel is "hard work" people, not a soiree!
Rick's predecessor got fired by Governor Scott.
Jerry Bailey was well respected, in case you forgot.
Press said Swearingen was Governor Scott's boy,
So Rick tried explaining, which was not a good ploy.
Rick claimed he was shocked his mentor was fired,
Yet it didn't smell right when Swearingen was hired.
Did Bailey resist political interference, but to no avail?
Read on here he nixed new cars for Governor's detail.
Now there's a new Governor who doesn't have to keep him.
But Rick's minions are defensive saying chances are slim,
Exclaiming what about the Cabinet, can't do it without them!
Remember the snarky letter to his Cabinet boss Bondi?
As Attorney General, her service is remembered fondly.
His "politically savvy" letter shows he's not fit to lead.
Maybe he thinks he's entitled and will not concede.
Poster says they're political and law enforcement is easy.
Seems the thought of losing power is making them queasy.
Face it, a commissioner is not appointed for life.
Please transition quietly, who needs the strife.

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I hear they’re remaking the movie The Bodyguard. Only this time, Whitney Houston is played by Senator Scott and Kevin Costner is played by Rick the Commish.

Aaaaaaand I - will alwaaaaays love youuuuu

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I hear they’re remaking the movie The Bodyguard. Only this time, Whitney Houston is played by Senator Scott and Kevin Costner is played by Rick the Commish.

Aaaaaaand I - will alwaaaaays love youuuuu

Whoa! Where is the "other man?" Josh Q?

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I hear they’re remaking the movie The Bodyguard. Only this time, Whitney Houston is played by Senator Scott and Kevin Costner is played by Rick the Commish.

Aaaaaaand I - will alwaaaaays love youuuuu

Best. post. ever.

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I hear they’re remaking the movie The Bodyguard. Only this time, Whitney Houston is played by Senator Scott and Kevin Costner is played by Rick the Commish.

Aaaaaaand I - will alwaaaaays love youuuuu

It takes someone with a slender figure to play the part of Whitney Houston.

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RuPaul is available to play the part

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Can Rick Scott sing

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Can he can rock a sequin dress.

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Still waiting for the process to begin.......... crickets.