Hello all,

I've been gone for awhile now. Truth is, I only come check this board out for the laughs. The few people that I do hear from, tell me that the ship is still filled with most of the same old rats.

Heard that the goofy looking, wanna be SWAT dude named Taint, is now a Captain. (that news made me really laugh) Let's be honest, he blew past the "Peter Principle" as a Deputy. Such a lovely, tainted and perverse POS he was when I worked there. To think, we all laughed when he made Cpl under BW. Then cried when he made Sgt and LT.

Anyway, please do share the rest of the lost souls stories. Who has recently retired or been fired?

I'll be here fishing, drinking and chillin'.

Peace.