Whatever Became of Ocean Rescue's Adam the Macho Lifeguard?

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Clap for the lifeguard
He gonna rate your record high
Clap for the lifeguard
You gonna dig him 'til the day you die

Clap for the lifeguard
He gonna rate your record high (hmm, yes gracious)
Clap for the lifeguard
You gonna dig him 'til the day you die

Do Ron Ron and the Duke of Earl
They were friend's of mine
The highway's on my moonlight drive
Snuggled in, said baby, just one kiss
She said no, no, no
Ain't gonna give you a golden shower

I said hey babe, do you want to coo, coo, coo
She said uh, uh, uh
So I was left out in the cold
I said you're what I've been dreamin' of
She said I don't want to know

Oh you know, she was diggin' the cat in the Art Deco Stand
Clap for the lifeguard
He gonna rate your record high
Yes baby, I your STD doctor in love
Clap for the Lifeguard






























lfman

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Ok..... I think we've jumped the shark on this thread.

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Ok..... I think we've jumped the shark on this thread.

Dude, when they say "clap for the lifeguard" do you think they mean clap, as in applause ? or clap. as in venerial disease?

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Batman and the Cat Woman are out in Colorado at Umphrey's McGee's shows.

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Adam the Macho Lifeguard to play "**** Porridge" in "Moldy Cox and the Three Bear(d)s"

Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
One Show Only
Labor Day 2019
September 2, 2019
Matinee Showing @ Noon
With BBQ in the Lobby afterward

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Adam, any new plays coming out soon?

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No plays coming up. But he’s doing a sequel to a popular sci franchise. Pacific Rimjob.

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Adam, any new plays coming out soon?

Yes there is. Thank you for asking. I will be playing Bullwinkle in a new adaptation of an old play from the '50s called "Moosehead (The Beer not the Felony)".

Where: Little Acorn Theater (Miami Beach )

Dates: October 1-3, 2019

Times: 7 pm & 8:30 pm

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Old Mr. Mushroom himself, Adam the Macho Lifeguard, is reprising his role, playing himself, as the burnt out ex-porn star, turned exterminator in " The C0ckroach."

Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
One Show Only
11 pm
Halloween night
October 31, 2019

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Old Mr. Mushroom himself, Adam the Macho Lifeguard, is reprising his role, playing himself, as the burnt out ex-porn star, turned exterminator in " The C0ckroach."

Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
One Show Only
11 pm
Halloween night
October 31, 2019

Can anyone advise who is this guy and why has he hijacked our thread?