Whatever Became of Ocean Rescue's Adam the Macho Lifeguard?

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He did a dirty midget in his stand....lol Who is this guy? LEO?

LMAO ... ouch

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Adam the Macho Lifeguard Lifeguard to star as "Morgan Boner" in "The Organ Donor."

Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach

ONE SHOW ONLY

Memorial Day 2019
Monday May 27th
Noon

Followed by a Speedo run down Ocean Drive with a full out wind sprint from 5th Street to Smith & Wollenskys where Red, White, and Blue Harvey Wallbangers will be passed out.

"Old lifeguards never die, they just fade out to sea in an undertow."

I can't believe what I saw. And he wasn't 39ed for indecent exposure BECAUSE?

How can someone be allowed to run naked down a street in broad day light? Plus he's vending without a license serving up drinks ( at this time wearing nothing but a robe and a smile.


Only in south Florida!

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I can't believe what I saw. And he wasn't 39ed for indecent exposure BECAUSE?

How can someone be allowed to run naked down a street in broad day light? Plus he's vending without a license serving up drinks ( at this time wearing nothing but a robe and a smile.


Only in south Florida!

Dude, not quite sure what you were watching but I was there. The guy had on a Speedo. Everything was fine. It got a little chaotic at the finish when some guy did not want a Harvey Wallbanger but rather Sex on the Beach.

Macho told him, if he can gain access to his old stand, it's on.

You could have heard a pin drop.

The guy shook his head and walked away.

Lol.

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[QUOTE=Unregistered;3011804]Dude, not quite sure what you were watching but I was there. The guy had on a Speedo. Everything was fine. It got a little chaotic at the finish when some guy did not want a Harvey Wallbanger but rather Sex on the Beach.

Macho told him, if he can gain access to his old stand, it's on.

You could have heard a pin drop.

The guy shook his head and walked away.

Lol.[/QUOTE)

I get it. But this jack a$$ cannot. Be screaming "Hershey Highway"as he runs down a hall!

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How did this thread become the most viewed? Who is this guy?

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Adam, maybe your next play should surround itself with this topic:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/06/healt..._medium=social

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NEW PLAY:

Adam the Macho Lifeguard will play "The Inspector General " in
" I wanna see your Privates ( and Corporals too)"

LITTEL ACORN THEATER
MIAMI BEACH
AUGUST 4-8, 2019

7 pm & 8:30 pm

SATURDAY MATINEE AT 2 pm

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All of our lifeguards are douchebags. You ever have to talk to them for more than 10 seconds?! Soooo painful. That female “lieutenant” needs a life.

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All of our lifeguards are douchebags. You ever have to talk to them for more than 10 seconds?! Soooo painful. That female “lieutenant” needs a life.

Dude, then you never talked to Adam the Macho Lifeguard. The guy was 100% qru back in the day. Don't be a hater.

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"Talkin' to myself and feelin' old
Sometimes I'd like to quit
Nothin' ever seems to fit
Hangin' around
Nothin' to do but frown
Rainy days and lifeguards always get me down"

Thanks Adam!