Whatever Became of Ocean Rescue's Adam the Macho Lifeguard?

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He was 39ed? for what?

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Adam the Macho Lifeguard is back on stage, ready to excite...Ready to perform:

Starting Friday February 7th through Sunday February 9th, Adam the Macho Lifeguard stars as Holden McGroin in "Lifeguard Vasectomy" at the Little Acorn Theater, Miami Beach.

One show per night: 8 pm

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A SPECIAL VALENTINE'S DAY TREAT FOR THOSE IN LOVE:

Adam the Macho Lifeguard stars in a one-man nude review "The Richard Simmons Story: Past, Present, Future,"

Friday February 14th at 8 pm
Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach

Note: Special protective gear will be given to those seated in the first three rows.

That's Amore.

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I thought the Macho Man was starring in "Pinga Dulce", the Cuban adaptation of the English classic, "Sweet ****"?

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Dude enough of the self-serving signs. Today is Donor Day D-O-N-O-R...Not B-O-N...Oh nevermind. What's the use?

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GET READY...IT'S ABOUT TIME. A NEW PLAY IS ON THE HORIZON.

Adam the Macho Lifeguard to play the Warrior God "Eunuch" in "E.T. (The Extra Testicle)."

Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
Arbor Day, Friday April 24, 2020 & Saturday April 25, 2020

7 pm & 8:30 pm

Join us on Arbor Day and Trim a bush for charity

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OK...I give up. Just who is this guy?

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Adam the Macho Lifeguard to star as Danny Motion in “Ocean’s 11 Inches”.

Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach

ONE SHOW ONLY

Palm Sunday 2020 ( if you know what I mean)
3 pm

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Adam the Macho Lifeguard to give his best performance in years when he stars as in himself running, and running, and running throughout the historical events of his life in " Sorest Rump."


Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
June 13-16, 2020
7 pm & 8:30 pm

"Life is like a box of Speedos....You never know which STD you'll get."

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JUST ANNOUNCED!

A special Leap Year Show:

Saturday February 29, 2020
8:00 pm
Little Acorn Theater

Adam the Macho Lifeguard to star as Dong Revolta in "Saturday Night Beaver."



You'll be asking "where's Wally?" by the time this show ends. Three thumbs up.
- Rex Rod
USA Yesterday