Whatever Became of Ocean Rescue's Adam the Macho Lifeguard? - Page 13
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    Dude, was that you twerking, in a Speedo about three sizes too small at the Menorah lighting last night? Embarrassing.

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    Ever the hardest working performer in South Florida dinner theater, Adam the Macho Lifeguard is traveling to Bimini for a one-night only show tomorrow night, January 3rd. He digs deep to reprise the challenging role of maligned botanist Maria Gonorrhea in "The STD Florist Always Rings Twice."

    He will also be giving an interview this Sunday on "This Week in South Florida." His manager, Spark (aka Big Red) will be discussing Adam's appeal to three generations of South Floridians.

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    Macho's **** is unbelievable!! Just say'in...

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    I mean pinga

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    Macho tiene esa pingota riquisima!!

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    Adam the Macho Lifeguard to play "Sir Limp-A-Lot" in a spicy rendition of "Cialis Doesn't Live Here Anymore." (This is a sequel to 2014's "Dirty (and) Hairy."

    Little Acorn Theater
    Miami Beach
    April 15-18, 2020
    7 pm & 8:30 pm

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    With a special nod to Finding Nemo (and Dori) Adam the Macho Lifeguard will star in a new adaptation called "Blow Fish ( The Story of a Peculiar Pisces)." Adam plays Dora.

    Little Acorn Theater
    Miami Beach
    May 2 & 3, 2020

    7 pm and 8:30 pm

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    This must be brought up. Go back to the Saints-Colts Super Bowl. On the Friday before the game. CBS went live from 15 Street around 8 am.

    They were interviewing Gloria... when low and behold, a half a block north our boy is doing naked jumping jacks.

    Erica Hill started laughing and they cut to a commercial

    What does Macho have in store this year?

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    Just read on Facebook that our hero will be doing naked mountain climbers at the Clevelander tomorrow with a full ruck sack on his back at 2 pm. ESPN will be going live. I bet the health department will have something to say about this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unregistered View Post
    Just read on Facebook that our hero will be doing naked mountain climbers at the Clevelander tomorrow with a full ruck sack on his back at 2 pm. ESPN will be going live. I bet the health department will have something to say about this.

    The video is hilarious. Little Jose R almost fell in the pool trying to handcuff the very oiled up lifeguard. You gotta youtube it. Adam outdid his naked jumping jacks a decade ago.

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