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10-07-2019, 08:01 PM #101UnregisteredGuest
Can anybody confirm if Macho has a large member? Just curious...
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10-08-2019, 06:44 PM #102UnregisteredGuest
Speaking of Macho:
https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/10/08/hea...www.cnn.com%2F
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10-11-2019, 11:19 AM #103UnregisteredGuest
Adam the Macho Lifeguard to play "Mother Ginger" in a very special rendition of "The Nutcracker" (if you know what I mean).
One show only
Matinee
Christmas Day at 3 pm
Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
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10-12-2019, 12:36 AM #104UnregisteredGuest
My lifeguard stand was sold today to the Smithsonian Institute. What I want to say as a pubic ( or public ) service is that you should probably wipe the interior walls down with a strong bleach,,,,perhaps full strength ( or at least 80/20 combo). The leather chair inside will need to be wiped down with an anti-fungal compound.
If the stand has been aired out you'll be ok. If it has been in storage, you may get that BumbleBee and/or Colombia Gold stench..A little incense and you'll be good.
Fans, I had 24 1/2 STDs over my career. The half, you ask? I did a dirty midget in my stand back in 1999. But I digress....Enjoy the stand, there is a lot of history there. Just wear gloves and keep the kids out of there.
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10-18-2019, 11:00 AM #105UnregisteredGuest
Adam the Macho Lifeguard to play "Machine D!ck Kelly" in "Public Enema Number One." One show only to commemorate the Valentine Day's Massacre:
Valentine's Day
February 14, 2020
8 pm
Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
It was a smash in Chicago. Now it comes to Miami Beach
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10-30-2019, 10:53 AM #106UnregisteredGuest
Rumor has it ( from a very good source) that our hero will be running for Commissioner. Stay tuned.
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11-04-2019, 11:13 AM #107UnregisteredGuest
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday
to the sexiest lifeguard ever
Happy birthday to me.
Hey, thanks for all of you coming out to the Little Acorn theater last night to watch me star in the "way off" Broadway production of "Schindler's Fist."
Today, I will be running my daily 2 mile wind sprints and a swim out to a passing oil tanker and back. Then, I will relax and celebrate my birthday.
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11-05-2019, 09:40 PM #108UnregisteredGuest
This man is outrageous and contagious.
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11-07-2019, 12:02 PM #109UnregisteredGuest
Adam the Macho Lifeguard to star in a "Back by Popular Demand" reprise of "Saving Ryan's Privates." Adam plays a Rear Admiral who finds himself in the US Army. ah-ten-HUT!
Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
ONE SHOW ONLY
Monday November 11, 2019
VETERAN'S DAY
6 pm
All Veterans get an 8X10 Glossy of Adam the Macho Lifeguard doing pushups outside of his stand on 12th Street.
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11-07-2019, 10:31 PM #110UnregisteredGuest
Big deal! I hid a chain saw back in 1999. My speedo hid it well.
https://www.local10.com/health/miami...ed-from-rectum
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