Whatever Became of Ocean Rescue's Adam the Macho Lifeguard?

Unregistered · 09-06-2019, 10:37 AM

Adam the Macho Lifeguard is said to have been invited to the promotional ceremony this morning. He is slated to read a passage from a poem by Elizabeth Barrett Browning. Ok, I'll bite. If this is true, who the he!! invited him? He ain't even a cop and has hijacked this thread.

Unregistered · 09-09-2019, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Adam the Macho Lifeguard is said to have been invited to the promotional ceremony this morning. He is slated to read a passage from a poem by Elizabeth Barrett Browning. Ok, I'll bite. If this is true, who the he!! invited him? He ain't even a cop and has hijacked this thread.

Dude, showing up to an important event wearing Speedos and a windbreaker? really? I'm glad you were escorted upstairs out of view.

Unregistered · 09-13-2019, 12:11 PM

Adam the Macho Lifeguard to play a chocolate aficionado, sex addict in a 1980's French classic redux
" The Big Smoresgasm."

Watch Macho find your Special K spot.

Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
March 20-23, 2020
One Show Only Each Night
8 pm

MUST BE 45 AND OLDER TO ATTEND

Unregistered · 09-25-2019, 11:36 AM

Adam the Macho Lifeguard to play "**** Sevenoleven" in "From Slurpees to Herpes."

Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
March 22-25, 2019
7 pm & 8:30 pm

Unregistered · 09-25-2019, 11:37 AM

Adam the Macho Lifeguard to play "D!ck Sevenoleven" in "From Slurpees to Herpes."

Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
March 22-25, 2019
7 pm & 8:30 pm

Unregistered · 09-26-2019, 06:45 PM

Some please tell Me how this guy was inducted into the Miami Beach Hall of Fame. I am dumbfounded.

Then he shows up in a tuxedo top and speedos that probably did not fit since Reagan was president.

I have seen it all now.

Unregistered · 09-29-2019, 03:18 PM

Does anyone know if it's true Macho has a large penis?

Unregistered · 09-30-2019, 11:45 AM

Adam the Macho Lifeguard to play "Brucy Tailfeathers" in "Dusco D!ck"

.....Studio 54 comes alive once again. Bring your leisure suit and your dancing shoes.

One show only!

Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
March 31, 2020
8 pm