Whatever Became of Ocean Rescue's Adam the Macho Lifeguard? - Page 27
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    Streaking Adam the Macho Lifeguard slides into the end zone last night at the Super Bowl. He had better moves than most of the Chiefs running backs. Anything for publicity huh Macho?

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    TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA!

    Just in time for a one night only show.

    St. Patrick's Day
    March 17th, 2021

    Adam the Macho Lifeguard to portray iconic Irish porn star, "**** Morgazzum" in "Monday Muddy Monday"

    Little Acorn Theater
    Miami Beach

    First twenty through the door get a piece of ****'s corned beef.

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    Adam the Macho Lifeguard to play French porn star Hugh Chardon in the Vichy classic “French Tickler.”

    First 50 through the door get a 4 pack of courderoy condoms. They made headlines in 2012.

    June 5-8, 2021
    Little Acorn Theater
    Miami Beach
    7 pm & 8:30 pm

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    Adam the Macho Lifeguard to reprise an old role from 1984 as he portrays D ick Purrfect in "The Adventures of Mr. & Mrs. Katz."

    Back then critics called it "the cat's meow." "Macho is on his way to being one of the most prolific actors of his generation," said the Miami News,

    Little Acorn Theater
    Miami Beach
    June 3-6, 2021

    First 50 through the door get a complimentary bag of Tender Vittles.

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    Is this guy a cop? Because he sure seems popular.

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    This coming Sunday, see the man, who as a dancer, saw more privates than a drill sergeant. See the man, who Rex Reed one called, this generation's James Dean. See the man who is world known as a true man's man.

    Adam the Macho Lifeguard will be signing autographs, taking photographs, and telling some of his greatest exploits in an "under the sun, having fun" setting at North Shore Park, just west of the tennis courts. Sunday March 7th.

    High Noon!

    You must wear a mask, gloves, a Tyvex suit, glasses, and have been vaccinated prior to the start of the event.

    Note: There will be no discussion about the 26 1/2 STDs he had over his illustrious career.

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    Adam the Macho Lifeguard to play "Herpes Whetkock" in the classic tale "Easy as S-T-D"

    (Sequel to GONE(aria)with the Wind)

    Little Acorn Theater
    Miami Beach
    June 3-6, 2021
    7 pm & 8:30 pm

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