Whatever Became of Ocean Rescue's Adam the Macho Lifeguard?

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Adam the Macho Lifeguard is back! The Little Acorn Theater re-opens on Wednesday June 17th. See Macho reprise his role as "Mr. Fister" in "Naked Twister."

"This time, the red spot is not a herpes sore!"

Wednesday June 17th
One Show Only
5:00 pm

You must wear a mask, gloves, booties, and a face shield as audience participation is part of the show. the six foot distancing will be waved once you sign a wavier form from the health department. This is strictly for COVID-19 and not any other STDs.

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Adam the Macho Lifeguard to play Agent Orange 86 in “Wet Fart.”

Bring two masks. You’ll need them.

Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
June 28-30
7 pm & 8:30 pm

Wait until you see who plays Agent 69.

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NEW PLAY:

Opening night August 2nd
At the newly sanitized Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
7 pm
One show only

Adam The Macho Lifeguard to play “D!ck Detergent“
In “I did Mrs. Clean in my Stand( while on duty).”

It’s an explosive tell-all.

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NEW PLAY:

Opening night August 2nd
At the newly sanitized Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
7 pm
One show only

Adam The Macho Lifeguard to play “D!ck Detergent“
In “I did Mrs. Clean in my Stand( while on duty).”

It’s an explosive tell-all.

Explain “explosive.”

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Adam the Macho Lifeguard has a special evening of poetry for you on Labor Day at noon outside Ocean Rescue HQ:

“There is no STD in the word LOVE.”

Macho will channel His inner Tennyson and Whitman as he describes that Love really does mean never having to say you’re infectious.

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Adam the Macho Lifeguard to dig very deep to play cult favorite Gabe Orn In “Requiem for a Rear Admiral “.

Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
September 4-6. 2020

7 pm & 8:30pm

First thirty through the doors get a large bottle of Mr. Bubble.

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Sir... Sir? Did I get that right? Look, I don't want to be a Killjoy....I heard your video-blog early this morning. It was well produced and very funny. You touched on some serious topics and I agree with you on a few of them. The problem is you go from very serious and important to buffoonery.. So I need to ask here: Are you saying that a certain STD you recently got as kept you from catching COVID? I am not sure I understood the logic.

If you read this, please advise. This ( and I am not joshing) could be quite the break through.