Whatever Became of Ocean Rescue's Adam the Macho Lifeguard?

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With the massive success of Macho’s March 26 live stream on Net Lix, a new play is in the works.

Adam the Macho Lifeguard is to portray 007 as “23 1/2” ( as in his STDs) in”Old P!nga”.

Shirley Bassey will Sing the score.

Pat Morita’s brother’s mechanic to co-star as “Odd Rod.”

April 20-22, 2020. 8 pm

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By popular demand, streaming live with NetLix continues this Saturday night at 9 pm when Adam the Macho Lifeguard plays Herpes von Koch in the remake of the 1965 Julie Andrews classic in "The Sounds of Pubic."

"The stands are alive, with the sounds of pubic."

"S-T-D it is for me
Ray a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself...."

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By popular demand, streaming live with NetLix continues this Saturday night at 9 pm when Adam the Macho Lifeguard plays Herpes von Koch in the remake of the 1965 Julie Andrews classic in "The Sounds of Pubic."

"The stands are alive, with the sounds of pubic."

"S-T-D it is for me
Ray a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself...."

WhTs the dates? The other shows weren’t too bad. I’d see it again. He needs a few acting classes but it was good.

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16 pages and I still have no idea who in the hell this guy is

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16 pages and I still have no idea who in the hell this guy is

A porn actor who doubled as a lifeguard I’m guessing.

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Adam the Macho Lifeguard, in the spirit of Bocelli, shall perform a one-man revue ( a nude revue) on 10th Street this coming Sunday, April 19th, at 7 am ( for sunrise) in one of the most challenging roles ever:


He plays "Tranio" ( the manservant) in "Taming of the Screw." He gives Ms. Minola a "pistola" ( if you know what I mean.....But of course via social distancing).

Note: The Little Acorn Theater remains closed.

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Looks like the Little Acorn Theater is opening up this week. Adam the Macho Lifeguard is back in business it appears.

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Looks like the Little Acorn Theater is opening up this week. Adam the Macho Lifeguard is back in business it appears.

Over 15000 views. This man is incredibly popular. Just one question: Who the he!! is he?

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Over 15000 views. This man is incredibly popular. Just one question: Who the he!! is he?

If you really care, go over to 1000 Ocean Drive and ask. This site is for LEOs ( and a few Scorpios).

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16 pages and I still have no idea who in the hell this guy is

Believe it or not, Adam is a real person and a former (retired) lifeguard with the City, he probably has no idea about this thread or about LEO affairs!