Whatever Became of Ocean Rescue's Adam the Macho Lifeguard?

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Tapping into one of his most difficult roles in some time, Adam the Macho Lifeguard, puts a South Beach touch on an old classic that only he knows how to do. A classic Riches to rags story. In a Wiily Loman-esque character study, Macho plays Anita Sore in "From Hermès to Herpes."

October 3-5, 2021
Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
7 pm & 8:30 pm

I wouldn't let this SOB get anywhere near my sister . What a POS!

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Is this the clown who would have a sign on his stand that said “ The Crab Shack”?…. Dude, STDs are not sexy. Now I remember him.

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Is this the clown who would have a sign on his stand that said “ The Crab Shack”?…. Dude, STDs are not sexy. Now I remember him.

Fella, this was the guy who would call himself "Superfly"...Not because he was a bad dude from a Curtis Mayfield song but rather, he would claim to have the fastest zipper in the 305. The New Times did an article on him back around 1999 or 2000. You can't make this stuff up.

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Our favorite lifeguard has just signed on with a brand new streaming service , "NutFlicks". He will be starring in a new cop show this fall:

ADAM-12 (INCHES)

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Tranquilo Adam, tranquilo....

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Our favorite lifeguard has just signed on with a brand new streaming service , "NutFlicks". He will be starring in a new cop show this fall:

ADAM-12 (INCHES)

If you are a Neilsen Rater, please review favorably

Rumor has it, there’s a spin-off in the works. Another cop show:

Horney Miller.

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Yup. He is back. Wetter than ever.

This time he plays D!ck Sweat in " Annotation Perspiration at the Fish Market." Also starring Lithuanian sex goddess, Ann Chovee and her frequent co-star, Beerdee D'Clam. Watch Macho become a Pimp C0cktail as he dips into the hot sauce.

No one under the age of 60 will be admitted ( at least not without a fake ID).

Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
ONE SHOW ONLY
October 1, 2021

8 PM

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Yup. He is back. Wetter than ever.

This time he plays D!ck Sweat in " Annotation Perspiration at the Fish Market." Also starring Lithuanian sex goddess, Ann Chovee and her frequent co-star, Beerdee D'Clam. Watch Macho become a Pimp C0cktail as he dips into the hot sauce.

No one under the age of 60 will be admitted ( at least not without a fake ID).

Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
ONE SHOW ONLY
October 1, 2021

8 PM

Macho Nasty. Pathetic!

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Fans, I got my 2nd Covid vax this morning. Tomorrow I will get my 2nd HPV vaccine. I am also heading to CVS to filling my prescription for Azithromycin and a tube of Zovirax.

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Adam will also be starring in the remake of the 80's classic B.J. Hooker