Whatever Became of Ocean Rescue's Adam the Macho Lifeguard?

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YOU ARE IN FOR THE TREAT( NO TRICKS!)

Our hero, our American icon, Adam the Macho Lifeguard, transforms, once again, into his alter-ego "Dora", as he heads to Washington DC area airports in search of restroom love in "Dora Does Dulles."

Fasten your seat belt, put up your tray, sits in an upright position and get ready for V1, V2, TAKE OFF.

Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
ONE SHOW ONLY
December 20, 2020
8 pm

Masks, gloves, eye wear, Tyvex suits, must be worn as bodily fluids go airborne.

An optional hose down in the parking lot shall take place following this very special presentation

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This guy is like a trump rally. Can't quite understand it but 24K views don't lie. Who is this guy? These are the funniest posts on the website.

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A Special Message from Adam the Macho Lifeguard:

I'M WET!

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Adam the Macho Lifeguard to dig deep for on of his greatest roles: He plays a cross-dressing, lifeguard flying around Never-Ever Beach in "Peter Panty."

One show only!

Christmas Eve 2020

1001 Ocean Drive
5 pm

It's a real nutcracker ball-et (if you know what I mean).

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Adam the Macho Lifeguard to play Sasquatch the Testicle. STAY TUNED!

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Adam the Macho Lifeguard to
play Italian Porn star “Roman Candle” in “Shooting Fireworks.”

Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
January 4-6, 2021
7 pm & 8:30 pm

First 50 inside receive a free Cricket lighter .

You must wear a mask and bring a change of clothing if you sit in the first 10 rows.

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Adam the Macho Lifeguard digs deep as he gives his fans what they want. He keeps the customer satisfied. He is set to play Grizzly Adams, in a story of a marooned warrior on a remote island after his boat goes down. Just a man and his canoe paddle in “The Oar-gasm”

Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
March 23-26, 2021
7 & 8:30 pm

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Adam the a$$ cracker