Whatever Became of Ocean Rescue's Adam the Macho Lifeguard?

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Who was that masked man?

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Who was that masked man?

Your urologist.

Let me guess. One more Venerial disease?

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Your urologist.

Let me guess. One more Venerial disease?

Dude, I pop Tetracycline like Clorets. I’m a Petri Dish in a Speedo. The health department once suggested I wear three raincoats if indulging in my stand.

Clean and proud for the last 17 days. Approaching a personal best.

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As the Stock Market heats up, so does Adam the Macho Lifeguard. He may have done Mrs. Jones in his stand but Dow Jones has his number. Or does he?

July 10th-13th, see Adam the Macho Lifeguard exchange some very hard currency at the Little Acorn Theater on Miami Beach in "BIT LOIN."

You too can own a piece of the rock. Here is some crypto that is not just another STD.

Show times 7 pm and 8:30 pm

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How much did I miss here? Seems like this thread is gonna hold a record!

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I think we need this guy at the PD. He’s very popular.

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Hold on to your umbrellas folks, He is back. WETTER THAN EVER! Adam the Macho Lifeguard tackles the role of "Deli D!ck Sandwich" in "The Chronicles of Liverwurst and Head Cheese."

Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
August 3-5, 2021
7 pm & 8:30 pm

First fifty through the door get a complimentary dill pickle and a dollop of chopped liver that has fermented in back of Macho's Ford Pinto for nearly a decade.

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It’s as easy as Pi.

Adam the Macho Lifeguard takes on a role that in the end really adds up. He plays Eukleides in a special one man show:

“Harder than Algebra.”

ONE SHOW ONLY

This Memorial Day
On the beach at 10 Street
1 PM

BYOSR
(Bring your own slide ruler)

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It’s as easy as Pi.

Adam the Macho Lifeguard takes on a role that in the end really adds up. He plays Eukleides in a special one man show:

“Harder than Algebra.”

ONE SHOW ONLY

This Memorial Day
On the beach at 10 Street
1 PM

BYOSR
(Bring your own slide ruler)

Monday at 1pm? Is it still a go?

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It’s as easy as Pi.

Adam the Macho Lifeguard takes on a role that in the end really adds up. He plays Eukleides in a special one man show:

“Harder than Algebra.”

ONE SHOW ONLY

This Memorial Day
On the beach at 10 Street
1 PM

BYOSR
(Bring your own slide ruler)

What a show Macho. You did not disappoint. One question though: was that a tip jar or were you just happy to see us?