Whatever Became of Ocean Rescue's Adam the Macho Lifeguard?

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Adam the Macho Lifeguard to star as D!ck "Zigzag" Percolator in "Coffee Pot(Head)."

Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
November 2-4, 2019
7 pm & 8:30 pm

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I wish there was a way to block these loser, pot head lifeguards.

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Adam the Macho Lifeguard to star as "Dong Corleone" in the "Odd Mother"

Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
November 14-16, 2019
7 pm & 8:30 pm

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Adam the Macho Lifeguard to be at his tranny best when he plays "Ivana B. Sadayted" in "714 Disco Biscuits."

Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
ONE SHOW ONLY
November 11, 2019
Bring a Veteran and get in Free
9 pm

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who the he!! is this guy? Is he a lifeguard? why do we have to listen to this cr-p?

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who the he!! is this guy? Is he a lifeguard? why do we have to listen to this cr-p?

He saved over 2700 people during his career. How many did you save? He had 24 1/2 STDs. How many have you had? And now, since I get his newsletter, I am proud to announce that he has a new play coming out for Hanukkah where he plays some character named "Rabbi D!ck "Buzz" Shalom" in "Getting a Peace of A$$-Tronaut."

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Adam the Macho Lifeguard to play US Navy Rear Admiral Estee Dee in "Shankers Away."

Come watch Adam soar.......I mean sore.....

Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
December 2-6, 2019
7 pm & 8:30 pm

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Adam the Macho Lifeguard to play "Pimp C0cktail" in "I've Got crabs!"

Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
December 10 & 11, 2019
7 pm & 8:30 pm

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Adam the Macho Lifeguard to play "**** Pele Timex" in " Clock Soccer".

FIFA commented that it has been well with the wait. "Adam is a corner kick to the nuts......and sane people."

ONE SHOW ONLY!

Christmas Eve Day
December 24, 2019
HIGH NOON

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Adam the Macho Lifeguard to play **** "Purr" Feck in " The Katz Meow."

Little Acorn Theater
Miami Beach
December 18-19, 2019
7 pm & 8:30 pm

Bring a box of Tender Vittles and get a second ticket at half price off