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04-08-2021, 10:25 AM #281Adam the Macho LifeguardGuest
Hello fans.
I got my 2nd vaccine on Monday. I was also told I contracted another STD. It is my 26 1/2 STD since 1976. As a result of the blisters and oozing and for the safety of the first ten rows in attendance, tonight's play at the Little Acorn Theater ("Deep Goat: A Farmer and his Hoe) has been postponed until April 15th.
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04-18-2021, 11:40 PM #282UnregisteredGuest
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04-20-2021, 03:26 PM #283Adam the Macho LifeguardGuest
Why isn’t today a National holiday?
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04-23-2021, 04:17 PM #284
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04-26-2021, 11:27 AM #285Adam the Macho LifeguardGuest
It makes absolutely no sense that a man protested wearing a mask because he had a big nose. Ridiculous. I mean, hey, I always wore a Speedo. Capiche?
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04-29-2021, 10:48 AM #286UnregisteredGuest
Adam the Macho Lifeguard has a new book out on Amazon. In it he details three of the 26 1/2 STDs he contracted as a lifeguard over 35 years. He goes into depth about how he was able to conceal the three times he had crabs from some of the visitors that made their way to his stand as well as the medical doctor during his annual physical.
"It's a Tetracycline (1000mg) world" says Rex Reed.
"PUBIC LIES"
Simon and Schuster
IBSN # 0871216498X
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05-03-2021, 01:19 AM #287UnregisteredGuest
If Adam the Macho Lifeguard had a fetish ( and I’m not saying that he does) what do you think it would be?
Golden showers, brown storms? Something with feet?
Now is your turn to chime in.
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05-03-2021, 08:45 AM #288
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05-09-2021, 03:55 PM #289Adam the Macho LifeguardGuest
Wishing all the moms who used to visit my stand from 1976-2016 a very heartfelt Happy Mother’s Day.
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05-13-2021, 11:33 AM #290UnregisteredGuest
He's back! The recent STD is cleared up. His newest challenge awaits as he takes on a Frank Sinatra role. See Adam the Macho Lifeguard back at the Little Acorn Theater on Miami Beach.
Rex Reed says " It'll be hard to miss this one."
"Ocean's 11 inches"
August 3rd-6th, 2021
One show each night
It rises. The curtain that is- at 8:00 pm
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