As 2018 comes to an end, it’s time to announce this Years Douche Nozzle of the Year. We will not mention names but describe the incident. He is a K-9 Officer who utterly embarrassed your agency during a Miami Dolphins football game. As the story goes he parked his unit in a way that it impeded the flow of Stadium traffic causing major issues for units working traffic details. It caused traffic to back up from 27th Ave all the way to the turnpike. When a MDPD Supervisor told him to move it, he became a little drama queen “Douche Nozzle”. To make things worse, he wouldn’t move his vehicle citing that he was a US Marine. Seemed more like a Girl Scout on her period. Congratulations butthead you’ve not only made an assholio of yourself, but you’ve shamed your agency and the Girl Scouts. As a recipient of this award, you receive a years supply of tampons. You should also be receiving a little something from your chief. I’m