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09-30-2018, 11:26 AM #1UnregisteredGuest
James McLynas Campaign Platform
When elected sheriff in 2020 the first thing I will do is create a stable of well endowed female deputies to be my spokespeople. The new female deputy uniform will be a bikini top. Male deputies will wear Speedos so the females can see their junk and decide who they want to partner with. It will be fun and because I will legalize marijuana we can all get high and party all the time. The swinger lifestyle will be part of the new General Orders under my administration. My name is James MyLynas and I approved this message.
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09-30-2018, 12:03 PM #2UnregisteredGuestI see James took a page out of JCs playbook with the swinger stuff and the mention of a controlled substance but in that case Cocaine. I'm just saying. JC had a very special place hiding in his closet. Haaaaa.
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09-30-2018, 01:38 PM #3UnregisteredGuestPretty serious allegation. Proof? Originally Posted by Unregistered
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10-03-2018, 03:55 PM #4UnregisteredGuest
James will you require a minimum 34D for all female deputies? If so I will vote for you? Watcha say Bro?
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10-03-2018, 07:46 PM #5UnregisteredGuest
James, could you drive your stupid boat car into the gulf? We want to see if it floats or you sink.
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10-03-2018, 08:02 PM #6UnregisteredGuest
Now that was funny
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10-03-2018, 10:33 PM #7UnregisteredGuestBobs general counsel hard at work I see. Originally Posted by Unregistered
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10-04-2018, 09:41 AM #8UnregisteredGuest
James needs medication and he needs to find a hobby. Wow have you ever looked at his Facebook page. James get the help you need, it’s out there.
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10-04-2018, 11:55 AM #9UnregisteredGuestAsk the old TAC Sgt. He knows. Originally Posted by Unregistered
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10-04-2018, 07:07 PM #10UnregisteredGuest
What about Bob, what's his platform?
His political career above the agency and deputies.
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