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Wow you got super duper potato skills. Want a junior g-man badge? Maybe start your own CSI show. Call it "MR Jones" and emphasize MR.
Or...There needs to be a*movie*about Mr Jones' quest.*
"Broken and Scorned," a*Lifetime*Original*
Starring*
Rosie O'donnell as Randy Jones*
Ellen DeGeneres as Mrs Jones
Linda Hamilton as Brenda Roe
John Larroquette as Officer Wilson*
Tori Spelling as Officer Aguiar*
Christopher Walken as Chief Tindell
Ted Levine as Chief Deputy Spencer
John Malkovich as Sheriff Bob Johnson*
Miley Cyrus as a young Randy Jones
Eddie Murphy as "Joe the Policeman"/Lead Singer of Sexual Chocolate
Sam Elliott as the Narrator (spoiler alert, you know what he's going to say Special Kind of Stupid)
Musical score from Steppen wolf, ZZ Top, KD Lang the banjo guy from Deliverance and Sexual Chocolate featuring Randy Watson aka Joe the policeman.
But....
Speaking of stupid, there ever was a*movie*about you being Broken and Scorned, it would be a stinker. I would probably throw my tv in the trash and never watch one again. The production company would get sued and thrown in jail for it. Then they will never, EVER make a*movie*more atrocious than one abouts you again.*
I would also think that everytime people saw you they would pinch their noses, give you a thumbs down and yell "boooooooooooo!! You stink! You stink!" You'll get run out of town.
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