A Muppet Poem

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Just a quick note, it’s only ten lines
To let Muppet know, he’s running out of time
You’re a sleazy person of ill gotten gain
Sorry Muppet, you can no longer remain
Think long and hard about all those you’ve hurt
Now the media is going to get the dish on your dirt
Start packing your stuff take the plaques off the wall
You look so stressed about your possible downfall
Muck you Fuppet, is all I can say
Keep on reading this forum and have a lousy day

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I hear a new Muppet Joint is about to drop...a really good Muppet Poem on the way

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- Muppet and Monday start with the same letter
- The sooner Muppet leaves us things could be better
- Muppet’s a disgraceful, self-serving fool
- I’m taking my lunch break so Muppet cover my school
- Muppet’s always been a scumbag and a backstabber
- Muppet’s meetings and speeches are nothing but blabber
- Muppet promoted his friends who are small, fat and tall
- It’s going to be hilarious to watch Muppet’s downfall
- Why in the world does Muppet continue to stay
- Muppet’s return to our department is worse than doomsday
- Muppet may start and end his day reading this site
- Muppet could be the worst chief ever and should go fly a kite
- Leaks to the media are well underway
- A news truck may be parked in the driveway
- Apply elsewhere Muppet please just get lost
- Leave on your own before you get tossed
- Someone earlier stated Muppet this Muppet that
- Being chief ain’t so much fun Muppet, boy that’s a fact

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- Muppet and Monday start with the same letter
- The sooner Muppet leaves us things could be better
- Muppet’s a disgraceful, self-serving fool
- I’m taking my lunch break so Muppet cover my school
- Muppet’s always been a scumbag and a backstabber
- Muppet’s meetings and speeches are nothing but blabber
- Muppet promoted his friends who are small, fat and tall
- It’s going to be hilarious to watch Muppet’s downfall
- Why in the world does Muppet continue to stay
- Muppet’s return to our department is worse than doomsday
- Muppet may start and end his day reading this site
- Muppet could be the worst chief ever and should go fly a kite
- Leaks to the media are well underway
- A news truck may be parked in the driveway
- Apply elsewhere Muppet please just get lost
- Leave on your own before you get tossed
- Someone earlier stated Muppet this Muppet that
- Being chief ain’t so much fun Muppet, boy that’s a fact

Ha ha ha good one!

Leaking to the media tho?..

If only the media would find out how crappy this dept really is.

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Muppet
Working on a new rhyme for you. This new drop will be different, perhaps a little country, maybe hip hop...not sure. What would you prefer, Mups?

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- Muppet boy where you at
- You’re not missed and that’s a fact
- You were the worst Chief we’ve ever had
- Along with your 3 foot mini comrade
- Front page of the Herald may be coming your way
- When the 💩 hits the fan it’s gonna spray
- Did you think we would let you just skate
- The story will expose you so much they’ll see your prostate
- This poem is just an update
- School news is always better after a certain date
- Your arrogance and self-promoting made people sick
- You cared more about your career and the politics
- Mismanaged the budget and traveled all over
- Thank God for your ouster it’s time for a do-over
- Tell Mini he’s not got a free pass
- He’s a pompous, undersized crass jackass
- NASLEO, Dade Chiefs and all of the other organizations
- Meanwhile, we’re stuck in this disgusting new station
- Taking care of your backstabbing pals
- As the department suffered from low morale
- In the end you turned your back on them too
- It’s why we’re in phase two of the coup
- You’re only loyalty is to yourself and career
- Once you and Mini are gone many of us will cheer
- Command staff meetings are so different days
- Less backstabbing and far more praise
- It’s more about the officers and children we protect
- Our department is being led by a man who has respect
- You’re a schmuck and should have never been brought back
- Trust me this poem is more than a wisecrack
- I know it’s been a while since we last spoke
- As a Chief you’re a joke but all of us stay woke
- Your big day is coming and it will include Mini and a few more
- All of you will be gone and be shown your way to the door

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It’s been a minute but it’s bout time for a Muppet Rhyme. Gonna put a lil something together in a minute.

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- Muppet you leave us in complete disbelief
- How you still think and act like you’re a Chief
- You’re a scumbag, a moron and an incompetent buffoon
- It was funny to watch you pack your stuff that afternoon
- You and Armpit, along with little Mini
- Can all rot in hell, and invite JT, Gil and Willie
- Our budget is in shambles, again of your doing
- Unpaid bills and waste, but there’s still something brewing
- You should still be looking for a new place to work
- Take all of supporters because they’re all jerks

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These Muppet poems are great. It’s like a Dr.. Seuss series. A school board PO’s collectors item, indeed.
The guy is an awful police administrator. The absolute worst and seemingly the most selfish and arrogant person to have ever been here.
Chief needs to tell Carvahalo to get him outta here.

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These Muppet poems are great. It’s like a Dr.. Seuss series. A school board PO’s collectors item, indeed.
The guy is an awful police administrator. The absolute worst and seemingly the most selfish and arrogant person to have ever been here.
Chief needs to tell Carvahalo to get him outta here.

Carvahalo wears the Muppet appointment like a Affirmative Action badge of honor. Carvahalo is just another political whore.