A Muppet Poem

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Can we get another Muppet poem? Or maybe a group poem for him and his cronies?

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wi wi wi willie. Da stu stu studering fa fa fa fool. I am glad the chief fired his dumb azz!

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Christmas Special Muppet Poem to be released on Christmas Eve

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‘Twas the night before Christmas and all though school police

We all got pay raises, except Muppet and Mini, who are getting a salary decrease

Cabinet Member and Senior Staffer are forever gone

Just glorified security monitors for the two sneaky, sleazy cons

Muppet’s spending was the subject of an internal audit

Its findings were awful and would make most want to vomit

This wasn’t the first time Muppet mismanaged the cash

Muppet self promotes and looks good on paper but is actually a heap of trash

Muppet is either ethically challenged or just plain dumb

Muppet’s management style and selfishness reeks of scum

Muppet routed a contract to his company called TAME

This could be illegal and it’s certainly a shame

Muppet traveled the world on our department’s dime

While most of us struggled to work overtime

As a SRO, Muppet showed signs of immaturity

Fast forward to now and we see Muppet’s impurity

Muppet was promoted to sergeant and thought he was a boss

Letting him stick around this place was a complete loss

Muppet became a lieutenant and was allowed to run amuck

Muppet you act like a self-centered jerk and you really suck

As a captain Muppet made a gigantic mess

But he wasn’t alone as others others acquiesced

Muppet should have been fired and maybe even arrested

Sending the ERCM grant to TAME should have been protested

Willie and a few others certainly made a profit

Shady business and unethical practices seem synonymous with Moffett

Muppet made best friends with a scumbag named the Big Guy

Whose backstabbing bald head was fired and told “good bye”

MPACT was another grant Muppet certainly screwed up

Hiring his dumb crooked friends it was the usual Muppet hookup

Muppet bailed to the City when no longer allowed to pull his crap

He went running on a treadmill, fell down and his face went smack

At the City he was a major but they laughed and joked

As with every assignment Muppet eventually chocked

Muppet helped to get his son a job at the City

Muppet likes to be president and wants to be appointed to every committee

Muppet was ushered back to this place as some type of savior

Despite his unethical and possibly illegal behavior

Muppet 2.0 was a terrible run

It exposed Muppet’s inabilities to be a chief and how he’s a bum

There are many here who share the blame

For helping to bring Muppet back, what a darn shame

Willie is one, but that was expected

Without Muppet, he’s a stuttering moron who’d probably be rejected

Most of the former snakes at ID were in on the plan

Liars, scumbags and rats who supported a conman

Some so called Christians, lieutenants, command staff and others

All played a part in selfishly hurting your sisters and brothers

Muppet came back and in just a short period of time

He was up to his antics, incompetence and arrogance, my what a crime

Muppet hooked up the Armpit with OT and a big workspace

Calling him a safety officer is laughable and a disgrace

Detaching personnel all over the town

In assignments unrelated to school safety shows Muppet is a clown

In came one of Muppet’s best little buddies

Standing just under four feet tall, he’s seemingly cruddy

An arrogant and pompous little bitty man

A longstanding sleazy member of Muppet’s klan

A big fat ego cramped into a little frame

The pint-sized so called genius left his former departments in disgrace and shame

It’s Major or Doctor because titles matter

FYI Muppet and Mini the 💩 is about to splatter

A vote of no confidence was in Muppets fate

So they created the security position for the two fakes

Muppet is the worst Chief we’ve ever had

He epitomizes and defines the meaning of bad

Back in the day, Muppet frequently posted on Leo Affairs

Today it’s Muppet we read about everywhere

There’s more news stories about to air

The campaign to push Muppet out isn’t going anywhere

Muppet deserves a miserable Christmas and Holiday Season

Muppet’s career at this place is like an act of treason

Muppet the moron should have never been rehired

Everything he touches he leaves like a dumpster fire

May Muppet’s New Year be filled with misfortune and bad luck

Muppet is a rotten soul and a lousy schmuck

2019 will hopefully be the year

Where we see Muppet and Mini disappear

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A final Muppet poem, anyone?