A Muppet Poem

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Muppet Muppet you awful clown
Why the frown you look so down
Feeling the stress of being a chief
Then resign and quit and save us the grief
You’ve always be a fraud, arrogant and sleazy
You thought wearing the stars would be so easy
You’ve stepped on people on your way to the top
Now it may be you who gets chopped
You’ve been a sneaky backstabber all of your career
Start packing your stuff cuz you’re a goner this year
#NoConfidenceInMuppet

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New Muppet Poem Releases!

A Good Friday Poem and Easter Poem are anticipated to hit the forum as early as Friday morning, with an early showing, possibly in the works for Thursday evening.

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~As this week comes to an end
~We ask for a blessing that is Godsend
~Today marks Good Friday
~So Muppet, please hit the highway
~Muppet’s lack of leadership has felt like a fasting
~So here’s a prayer Muppet’s tenure is not long lasting
~Muppet’s arrogance is only surpassed by his inability
~Perhaps no one ever taught him about honor and humility
~Muppet is undeserving of the position he holds
~Wearing the stars on his collar has made him look a little old
~On Good Friday many will honor their savior Jesus Christ
~Muppet’s sleazy selection as our chief is akin to a heist
~So God, if you’re listening, please hear this prayer
~Muppet please resign and go elsewhere
~Muppet needs to stop with his speeches, whining and crying
~Go find some other agencies and start applying

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I cant even capture the thought in my mind where i would want to sray in a relationship with someone who does not want me. That shows the level of insecurity this chief possesses. Muppet please take a moment to look inside yourself and leave quietly b4 making it even worse on urself and having the black mark on your resumé. Everyonr knows that once you have that you are a leper and no one would want to touch you with a 10foot pole. Be smart and not proud because prise goeth b4 the fall.

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The sayin goes, “it ain’t so fun when the rabbit gets the gun”
Muppet, I hope you can see your time as chief is likely done
You’re no longer wanted, needed or respected
The only reason you slithered your way to the top cuz you were once connected
In my eyes you’re a failure, scumbag and a buffoon
You should start packing your crap and be out by afternoon
Let me guess, you don’t enjoy reading the posts on this web site
But just a few years ago, it was you and your friends who would write
If you think this is bad, just wait to see what’s on tap
Pack up your photos, plaques and awards, cuz your tenure may be a wrap
A news story may be brewing, it’s going to be so funny
My how things have changed, said the karma bunny

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I cant even capture the thought in my mind where i would want to sray in a relationship with someone who does not want me. That shows the level of insecurity this chief possesses. Muppet please take a moment to look inside yourself and leave quietly b4 making it even worse on urself and having the black mark on your resumé. Everyonr knows that once you have that you are a leper and no one would want to touch you with a 10foot pole. Be smart and not proud because prise goeth b4 the fall.

Arr you nuts? He said in his many speech’s that he has 25 years in law enforcement. 22 here and 3 in the city. If he would have stayed he would have had his 25 and could retire. He screwed up and took the wrong road and now because of his arrogance is going to pay for it.

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Arr you nuts? He said in his many speech’s that he has 25 years in law enforcement. 22 here and 3 in the city. If he would have stayed he would have had his 25 and could retire. He screwed up and took the wrong road and now because of his arrogance is going to pay for it.

No. Me thinks he was a dumbasse state corrections officer and then came here to school board and nearly ruined us. He got his arse kicked out and Big Guy (another arsehole backstabber) bailed him out and took him into MPD like a kitten on the porch. The city hated him and laughed at him (I hear he asked to go back and they told him to pound sand). Now, he slithered his slimey arse back here with the help of scumbags and he might be close to his 25.
He’s such a lousy chief, I’d consider giving him a year of service if it means he will leave.

All of those service stripes on his skinny frail arms are a joke!

Muck you Fuppet!

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News story brewing? Oh pray tell can you give us a taste. Even the best movies have a teaser.🙏🙏🙏🙏

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- 1 Mupp, 2 Mupp, 3 Mupp, 4
- We don’t want your sorry arse as chief no more
- 5 Mupp, 6 Mupp, 7 Mupp, 8
- Your tenure has been so bad we’ll call it Muppetgate
- Arrogance, incompetence, stupidity, here’s the finger
- The damage you’ve done will definitely linger
- Your programs, the budget, promotions and training
- These are just a few reasons why we’re complaining
- Your résumé and your career were more important than the troops
- Bringing your sorry arse back was one big oops
- Please start packing and get out of this place
- I consider you a joke, clown and a disgrace
- Take Mini, Bobblehead, your sorry staff and Armpit
- Resign, retire, quit, just leave you hypocrite

#NoConfidenceMuppet

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Best poem ever! We could write a show about this place oh yeah already somebody did. The barnum and bailey circus