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03-23-2018, 03:31 PM #1UnregisteredGuest
Bike unit opening.
Requirements:
Willing to wear a child’s medium t shirt
Gut sticking out under vest
Willing to spend hours on end watching basic cable in bike u it office
Occasionally hide at the firehouse
Willing to work 90 minutes a shift
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03-23-2018, 07:44 PM #2UnregisteredGuest
Don’t forget able/willing to cheat on your spouse/gf as an application question
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03-26-2018, 11:56 PM #3UnregisteredGuestThat’s being generous.
Originally Posted by Unregistered
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04-07-2018, 09:56 PM #4UnregisteredGuest
So how many misfits and lazy individuals applied for this glorious unit?
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04-09-2018, 01:30 AM #5UnregisteredGuest
If SH gets it I’m giving up on this agency
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04-09-2018, 09:01 AM #6UnregisteredGuest Originally Posted by Unregistered
Who's SH ...Shithead
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04-10-2018, 12:09 AM #7UnregisteredGuestShe checks all the boxes for the diversity the chief is looking for. Similar to a certain day time Sergeant. Originally Posted by Unregistered
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04-10-2018, 01:10 AM #8UnregisteredGuest
Yup...acts like a veteran and doesn’t do Shit. Perfect addition
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04-10-2018, 02:32 AM #9UnregisteredGuest
Hey she’s a perfect fit she wears the same shirt size as the rest of the bike unit. Ladies medium.
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04-10-2018, 07:18 PM #10UnregisteredGuest
Who will be more heart broken about not getting the bike spot? S.H. or K.W?
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