Disband FDLE and reassign to Highway Patrol
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    Disband FDLE and reassign to Highway Patrol

    The time is right. FDLE officially does nothing unique, and more than ever is involved with low level cases that could be investigated by someone else. Low pay over the years has bled the Agency, along with mismanagement and the take over of 2nd rate cops that were forced out of their Agency and snuck in to FDLE. The time has never been more appropriate for a FHP/FDLE Merger.

    FHP is in need of Troopers in a bad way, and here we have FDLE with no real purpose. Time to merge the Agencies and make Agents troopers where they can actually make a difference in Florida. Management already has the FHP mentality (elitist/"para-military") and are really not paid much more than Troopers (and less than most local and County police).

    All those guys at FDLE with the flat-top haircuts can finally feel like real cops. No more pretending. That last fraud arrest where you sent in 30 Agents to arrest a 74-year old with terminal cancer was not quite thrilling enough for you anyways. Your arrestee was so intimidated by your show of force that they filled their depends up when you knocked on the door.

    Those that can't pass physical fitness tests will be finally forced to get in shape so they can do police work. You can still get your coffee and donuts before you hit the road. You'll just need to get the fruit cup for a few months until you pass the physical. The slugs can be reassigned to the duty room or the academy.

    Let's make FDLE relevant again! Make them troopers!

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    LMAO! FDLE couldn't handle FHP work! But FHP would take FDLE's pay (and deserves it more).

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    Could you imagine how long it would take a retarded FDLE Agent to figure out how to write a long form😳

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unregistered View Post
    Could you imagine how long it would take a retarded FDLE Agent to figure out how to write a long form😳
    Better yet, how about trying to figure out the statutes to write, or hell, just make those up like they do everything else! Let's see I know it's got a 3 in it!?!?!?

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    LMAO! If you are troopers, which I doubt...you have a lot of nerve. You talk about another agency's physical fitness...look around you. They should change your uniform color from confederate pink to conFATerate pink. And you are impressed that the highlight of your career is memorizing the statutes for speeding, DWLSR and littering! Great accomplishment! NO wonder you need to at least graduate from junior high to apply at FHP. And if low pay and mismanagement are the standard you would have been disbanded years ago. Oh wait...you'll soon be replaced by SO's who do your job anyway. Go back to sleep under your oak tree and wait for the tone to wake you when someone is driving 5 miles over limit. Years of badge envy sure is ugly!!

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    Troopers.....lol. Those guys make me laugh.

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    Written by a former dirty cop busted by the stellar investigative skills of FDLE special Agents. Yes loser, our legal tittle is SPECIAL AGENT. You on the other hand are a loser.

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    Please show any proof of "dirty cop"?
    Special Agent means"Special" as in
    "retarded skills" FDLE is and has been for quite sometime the laughing stock of Law Enforcement.
    I love how FDLE wants to be like "Agents" like an FBI Agent.
    Wannabes

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    No one gets laughed at more than FHP......almost last in pay out of 50 states. Meter maids at best..... Talk about wannabes!!! : ) Write those tickets......work those crashes for 34k a year!!!!!

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    Special

    SPECIAL AGENTS!!!


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