Think goodness there is a place where all these backdoor deals can be exposed. Like the below recently released transcripts.

Dan: Hello

Phil: Hey Danny. Listen I have something that I would like to bounce off you.

Dan: What is it? Hurry. What?!?!

Phil: Well, the Mrs. and I are thinking about moving down to South Florida and wanted to see if you could find a spot for me the South Beach PD. Lol

Dan: Listen. Phil. OK! It’s going to be hard to sell it to Jimmy. OK! Here’s what I will do. I will send out a Departmentwide email announcing that you’re coming along with your resume’.

Phil: Wow! Thanks. Shoot, I don’t know what to say Dan.

Dan: OK! My COPS are not going to fight this. But I only have one request.

Phil: What’s that?

Dan: You will not use the words Cops, Ok or repudiatee.

Phil: I’m headed to JFK. Thanks Dan. I really appreciate it.

Dan: ————— (sound of phone being hung up)