Yes it’s time to transfer to MidWes FTO squads girls and guys. If your motivated, energetic, full of spunk, drink Cafesito, work well with retards as 15’s, can understand a half mute moron speak, clueless in policework, less than 2 months on, kicked off FTO squad before, related to other morons within, take it deep inside, then MidWes is the home for you. You get a Great Staff, experienced peers, and Now Weekends OFF. Yes you heard it right MidWes in light of having no qualified FTO now or candidates has now decided to bring back the Weekend plan if you become an FTO. So shortly we shall see all districts adopt this marvelous plan and hopefully push them useless dinosaurs out. As we can see one supervisor at MidWes is running for the hills soon already announced his early departure. I am holding out for a pay sign up bonus plan, a grand or two will motivate me for that tour and put up with those mogolic Sup’s. Well senior guys hope you enjoyed weekends cause the party is over, Saturday and Sunday are back again, thanks Major Viejito your awesome.

Sincerely El Mojonero