Sea turtle found dead on Miami Beach
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    Sea turtle found dead on Miami Beach

    Sea turtle found dead on Miami beach as the result of being run over. ? hmmmm, Reports say that the turtle was on Miami Beach, attending a bachlorette party and celebrating with friends.

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    Ok Troll

    Stop stirring $h!t. Byeeeee

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    Poor turtle. Probably just minding her own business, laying her eggs and some idiot runs her over. Wait a minute, are people allowed to drive on the beach? I thought only emergency vehicles were allowed to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unregistered View Post
    Poor turtle. Probably just minding her own business, laying her eggs and some idiot runs her over. Wait a minute, are people allowed to drive on the beach? I thought only emergency vehicles were allowed to.
    Nah, a necropsy showed that she had been chased and then tased.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Have shovel, will travel. View Post
    Nah, a necropsy showed that she had been chased and then tased.
    No it was actually killed by global warming and the rising seas according to our great mayor. Join him as he build the new ark for the survival of the next great one.

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