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12-01-2016, 03:07 AM #1El TabaconGuest
How it all Began
Papo, as a young lad, Menotard Sr. toiled away in his abuelito's dairy farm in Cuba.
Sadly, that meanie Fidelito seized said farm for the "revolution".
One day El Comandante was surveying his new farm, cruising in a Lada, which was a personal gift from his buddy Krucheve.
He promptly hit the brakes when he saw young Tard Sr. attempting to milk one of El Barbuo's prized bovines.
El Comandante yelled out, "mijo, Que esta haciendo?"
Comandante, estoy ordeñando esta vaca, Que el puelblo necesita leche, young Menotard Sr. respectively replied.
El Barbuo responded, "Oye tonto, le esta rajando la yuca a un toro, anfacebolleto!!!
Shortly thereafter, Fidelito placed the entire Menotard clan on the next rubber raft out headed to Miami.
And that folks is how SoFlo ended up with those yuca rajadores!
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12-02-2016, 03:56 AM #2UnregisteredGuest
The version I heard was that the Menocals noticed that all the fine little girls in their Cuban village were being flown to the USA during Operation Pedro Pan and they wanted to get some of that. So they rafted to Florida where they became school crossing guards to be near the children and worked their way up the ladder. They were known for donning clown suits and wearing Santa outfits and inviting the little girls to sit on their laps while enjoying the ice cream and puppies they supplied.
For almost 40 years no Menocal had ever been caught. The fact that Junior would make such a rookie mistake with that 17 year old is a disgrace to the entire family.
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12-03-2016, 01:00 AM #3UnregisteredGuest
Please stay on the Sweetwater forum where your retarded jokes belong
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12-03-2016, 03:02 AM #4Rajame una yucaGuest
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12-03-2016, 03:47 PM #5UnregisteredGuest
Raaaaajjaaaaa Yuuuuuuccaaaaa!!!
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12-03-2016, 09:16 PM #6UnregisteredGuest
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12-04-2016, 06:00 PM #7UnregisteredGuest
And all the negative comments about Menocal are being written by the same loser who needs to be baker acted
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12-04-2016, 09:54 PM #8UnregisteredGuest
Maybe Uncle Tio Can Hook You Up
First of all Jessie there are at least 3 negative posters, 2 civilians and 1 cop. And don't count on the pressure letting up any time soon.
I imagine sooner or later those in power are going to get tired of being tied to your crap every time someone does a google search of Hialeah.
What you did was wrong. Even though IA covered your ass if you had any integrity whatsoever you would resign and spare your city & department this humiliation. Or are you going to continue being a selfish bas tard?
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12-04-2016, 11:25 PM #9UnregisteredGuest
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12-04-2016, 11:48 PM #10UnregisteredGuest
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