Has anyone ever noticed how powerful the Holy Trinity at CPD is?

By Holy Trinity, of course, I am referring to the sergeant, the lieutenant, and the major who have the services department and dispatch under their thumbs.

If you believe in the Holy Trinity, your unquestioning faith may protect you from career-ending mistakes.

Of course, it also helps to be Italian.

Given how the unseen hand of the Holy Trinity can and does affect promotions, the Holy Trinity will likely continue to be present at CPD for a very, very long time.

Therefore, it is in your best interest to come to terms with your faith as soon as you can.