Productivity

Unregistered · 07-21-2015, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Miami is by far the best!

Since we covered Tally, are we going to finish covering Miami now?

Unregistered · 07-22-2015, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by Unregistered

We pay crazy salaries to administrative personnel to research this very issue. Lives were lost in the quest for Crystal Reports. Millions wasted on an off the shelf Canadian software program called LicenseEase. More money flushed down the pipe for Versa. Tens of thousands spent on ABTSTAT. Complex evaluation systems designed to reward good and phase out the bad and guess what? The best office isn't always the most productive. The best office is the one with no drama, no personnel under investigation and no openings.

Nailed it!

Unregistered · 07-22-2015, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by Unregistered

I believe that it is very hard to determine which overall office is the most productive since most offices have its share of productive and non-productive employees. It would probably be easier to determine which office has the most useless employees. I believe that one office stands out but let us see if you agree and can guess which one.

The office with:
The most incompetent captain in the state who only got a job because he knew someone
An agent that is wider than he is tall.
An agent that liked close and intimate encounters with a former chief
An ex IG flunky that is scared of his own shadow. Boo you P****!
A drunk that constantly drunk dials everyone at night and thinks he is Casanova. The same drunk that always dresses in police garb during UC operations then wonders why his cover is blown.
That lost sight of its own UC during a surveillance operation.
That had to have a real district show them how to work drug cases because they are that useless.

While most of your response is funny, some of it is done in poor taste. There is no reason to call out a person because of his physical build. You had nothing to say about him that was bad; that's because is is one helluva agent. He and one other are the only ones doing any dang work in that office. However, you nailed everybody else, to a tee! Pretty good, overall, but keep personal insults out of the comedy.

Unregistered · 07-22-2015, 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by Unregistered

While most of your response is funny, some of it is done in poor taste. There is no reason to call out a person because of his physical build. You had nothing to say about him that was bad; that's because is is one helluva agent. He and one other are the only ones doing any dang work in that office. However, you nailed everybody else, to a tee! Pretty good, overall, but keep personal insults out of the comedy.

I personally think FA is cute too so we should give him a break. Him and the army guy (aka GI Joe) should be cut some slack. So for whoever is keeping score the totally useless Tallahassee category consists of:
The incompetent (now criminal)Captain guy
The drunk dialing Casanova guy
The I am looking for love in all the wrong places girl
The goon looking lurch guy
The scaredy cat EX IG flunky guy

Which one is the worst? I pick the scaredy cat EX IG flunky guy. I belive someone else liked the goon looking lurch guy. why?