Captain Kyle ****ream

Seriously, this dude has to change his name ... unless he's planning on a career in porn. How many times did he have interaction with the public and people end up busting a gut laughing? Now he's gonna be big man and keep Uber and Lyft out of Hillsborough. Yeah, until the Legislature takes away the potency of the Public Transportation Commission. Poor ****ream will be impotent. Hope he changes his name before he has any kids and saddles them (of a wife) with his "heritage". I know, I'm being juvenile, but you've got to admit, I'd be first in court applying for a name change, sorry Dad. :mrgreen:

He was at Toni's funeral, Hank's wife. I didn't see many other deputies there. He may be far from perfect but who isn't.
Good luck and move on.

Yea his last name is quite the double take. But it can't compare to a "Urologist" that used to have a office in Manatee County years ago, whose name was Doctor ****burn... :lol: I used to see that sign and nearly crash my car every time I drove past. Now if I was born with a last name like that, I would pitch a tent and camp out at the County Courthouse the night before I turned 18 yoa to apply for a name change.

Yea his last name is quite the double take. But it can't compare to a "Urologist" that used to have a office in Manatee County years ago, whose name was Doctor ****burn... :lol: I used to see that sign and nearly crash my car every time I drove past. Now if I was born with a last name like that, I would pitch a tent and camp out at the County Courthouse the night before I turned 18 yoa to apply for a name change.

I don't know. It sounds like he'd be an expert on urinary issues.

When ****ream was in charge of the academy, he wanted to show a recruit class that he was a ninja. When he got his Ass whooped by one of the recruits, he chewed our asses and yelled that he would rip the recruit's balls off if it ever happened again. He stated the recruit cheated. Realized he wasn't a leader early on...

When ****ream was in charge of the academy, he wanted to show a recruit class that he was a ninja. When he got his Ass whooped by one of the recruits, he chewed our asses and yelled that he would rip the recruit's balls off if it ever happened again. He stated the recruit cheated. Realized he wasn't a leader early on...

Maybe you should seek him out now and give him a lesson in being a real ninja. Or were you satisfied in having that recruit fight your battle for you?

When ****ream was in charge of the academy, he wanted to show a recruit class that he was a ninja. When he got his Ass whooped by one of the recruits, he chewed our asses and yelled that he would rip the recruit's balls off if it ever happened again. He stated the recruit cheated. Realized he wasn't a leader early on...

Maybe you should seek him out now and give him a lesson in being a real ninja. Or were you satisfied in having that recruit fight your battle for you?

It was me and I had to do it. He was so ****y and in need of a a$$ whoopin

When ****ream was in charge of the academy, he wanted to show a recruit class that he was a ninja. When he got his Ass whooped by one of the recruits, he chewed our asses and yelled that he would rip the recruit's balls off if it ever happened again. He stated the recruit cheated. Realized he wasn't a leader early on...

Maybe you should seek him out now and give him a lesson in being a real ninja. Or were you satisfied in having that recruit fight your battle for you?

Sorry I hurt your feelings Kyle :snicker:

Free pink mustache rides for ****ream!

And that weasel Wellinger