The chief with the limp

Is it true JM has a wooden leg??

Is it true JM has a wooden leg??

No, but as a result of injuries sustained in a motorcycle accident, attending doctors improvised and implanted a wooden cranial protective structure. A great improvement compared to his genetical one!

Was it the same doctor that suggested masterbating a dog into a cup to sooth it's prostate??

Was it the same doctor that suggested masterbating a dog into a cup to sooth it's prostate??

You are confusing the medical practices. IM's city owned K9 was not masturbated, that would not have alleviated the persistent prostate inflammation. IM and JM facilitated the needed coitus between IM's SW police K9 and JM's female Malinois from which the profitable procreation followed! Most might disagree, but from a humane perspective, it was the right thing to do. That both IM and JM profited from the union, well fellas should be able to make a buck for their troubles; don't you think?

Making a buck for your troubles?? Try thousounds of dollars in the puppy business that's public corruption **** head