Worthless Pieces of Crap

It's time for you old has-beens to retire. Get out of the way and let some youth come in to make things better for everyone, especially the citizens. Everyone is sick of carrying the old dead weight. These lazy pieces of crap think they did their time so they can just poop on everyone else now. Carry your weight, you old farts! If you can't hang with the pace, then retire and hit the shuffle board court where you can brag about what a tough guy you were in the 90's when you were beating up kids on skateboards...I'm sure you will get all the old widows to fall in love with you. These clowns are either falling asleep behind the wheel, flirting with convenience store cashier trolls, or changing their Depends whenever a report call goes out. Ever stand behind an old lady trying to figure out how to use an ATM? Yeah, that's how lost these old farts look while trying to perform modern law enforcement.

[Lenny Briscoe]

LOLOLOLO!!!!! Now that's funny!! Thanks for posting some humor for a change!!!