Nov 6th Election for Sheriff

T'was the month before voting,
And all thru' the town,
Tempers were flaring
Emotions were down.

When I, in my bathrobe
With a pup in my lap,
Had shut off the Tube,
With its politics crap.

When all of a sudden,
A loud evil laugh,
I peered out my window,
Was Ramsay and staff

My absentee ballot!
They wanted my vote
I ran from the house,
And hid in my boat

He snatched up my ballot,
And quick as a wink,
Jumped back in his squad car
I gagged from the stink.

He rallied his henchmen
Who carried his banner.
They bullied and pushed
In a threatening manner!

On Hillard, on Elomina,
On Crane and Haevilin,
Run Taylor! Run Age!
My campaign’s unravelin’!

They took up his cause
“This election’s my right!”
One more evil laugh
Off he drove in the night

And I heard him exclaim
As he they sped out of sight,
“This County is mine!
Cause they’re all scared to fight!”

The sirens were screaming
The lights were ablaze
Then they all disappeared
In a brown funky haze.

So I leave you to think
on this one final note
IF YOU DON'T WANT bubba
THEN GET OUT AND VOTE !!!!

Vote Ramsay out Nov 6th let him know how you really feel about his self proclaimed entitlement to the office of sheriff. He can't follow you into the voting booth and he wont know what your vote is till its too late for him. Then you truly win.

'Twas the night before elections
And all through Key West
A small group of deputies
Sat holding their breath

'"it's election night dear friends
A miracle we need,
'cuz that's the only way
Petecks can succeed!!!"

When all of the sudden
Bill Becker came on
And all the Big Piners
Ran out on their lawns

And the announcement it rang
Monroe county wide
Rick Ramsay had won
By a big ol' landslide!!!

the Piners were silent
As champagne corks did pop
And Jake Baby requested
Papers for DROP

But the saddest of all
If it wasn't so funny
Was the site of ole' Petecks
Who was flat outta money

With his "hit list" in hand
He felt really tired
And thanked baby Jesus
He'd already retired

As he sat broken down
In the sky did appear
Rick Ramsay's sleigh
Pulled by 8 key deer

"To all you haters
It's finally done-
This election is over
And guess what???? I won!!!

So keep your boots on the ground
Where the rubber meets the road
You've careers are now
Flushed down the commode!!!!"

Now the rest of you see the bullying and threatening mentality of a Ramsay supporter. Someone who enjoys, and brags about not only Ramsay's predicted win, but boasts about the illegal harassment that jake and Tom(if he was still here) would face under a Ramsay administration. What a great insight into how Sheriff Ramsay will behave. I might have to place this poem in every paper in the county as a Peteck ad. Keep up the great work captain

Keep up the great work captain

Typical,

I doubt that is don, gene or chad. None of 'em are smart enough to have thought of that themselves. How do I know....please, they graduated from Marathon High. :lol:

My guess is donnie, he is fond of Broadway musicals, Barabra Striesand and poetry, so he could have pulled it off. (pun intended) :snicker:

See ya later

When the votes were all counted
by a quarter to ten
Little Ricky was jazzed
He’d just fooled them again

As the numbers came up
And they stared at the screen
They then realized
It was only a dream

The numbers were clear
And his brass made a sigh
The winner they found
Just wasn't THEIR guy

Ramsay's 8 tiny Key Deer
Lay down by his feet
His sled now silent
No driver in it's seat

His brass staff they grew quiet
Each scratching his ass
Monroe County had given
Their leader the pass

His arrogance so legend
Had peaked in the press
His bragging and lying
No longer impressed.

His lies came to light
And his favors unplugged
He could no longer cover
For his bullies and thugs

Past MCSO powers
They all made a gasp
He had covered their blunders
So well in the past

The people were tired
Of Ramsay's same song and dance
They voted him out
When each had their chance

The line officers stepped back
And they took a deep breath
Finally an end
To the favors and threats

The pressure was off
We’ll perform “to the letter”
There’ll be training we need
To do our job better

The public was happy
The folks big and small
Finally we’ll know the man
Answering our call

Keep this in mind
When you make your selection
No undersheriff ever
Won this election.

THE END

Are these new superheros? A good name would be "The League of Losers".

Mr Darwin
I have to wonder if your in fact your a high ranking MCSO admin staff person or in 3rd grade I can't tell from your sarcastic unprofessionalism which it is?

Darwin and hos fellow admin friends are hearing the same things we are around town. They are hearing that folks are tired of the Peryam / Ramsay reign of terror on the working deputies of the county. They are ready to vote for a change, they are ready to put money into the pockets of the workers and not the bosses. They are ready to put the boot to the tax and spenders currently in office.

For the first time all election season they are scared and it is beginning to show, I know my Capt CS and LT BW are certainly down, but they shouldn't be, they have their 25 and can retire.

For Chris' sakes admin the pic is just a joke nothing more. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

At first I thought Darwin was Lou C. but he's too busy removing signs in the upper keys. Worried about your jobs guys? You should be. Try acting like adults instead of high school bullies. In the end the people of the county will decide who wins or loses. A few signs will not make a difference.