%$# my lieutenant says

I'm not paranoid. I KNOW everyone is out to get me.

Ignorance is no excuse for stupidity.

Who gives a rat's as what your Lt. says? This is a stupid post. Let's get back to bashing each other.

AGENT: ................................. Lt., what's the legal definition of probable cause?
Lt. .................................. When you see the sawdust, you know the mill ain't far.

We're not happy until you're not happy

We're not happy until you're not happy

My Lt. says your Lt. sucks. :snicker: :snicker:

I find it hard to believe some of these quotes are from any command staff, except for the mediocre is OK...that one I believe, most of these are actually good and took some thought, that proves the lieutenants didn't do it.

These are more like it,
I don't know.
The Captain said so.
How do you do that?
Where is the jail?
We don't arrest people
No you can't arrest for an ordinance violation.
Don't shoot the messenger.
Well thats the evaluation score they told me to give you.
These are just a few of the pearls of wisdom from my fearless leader.

My Lieu is the funniest guy I have ever met. Once a week we sit around the luchroom table and swap war stories. Never a cross word only lots of laughs. We are blessed to have some of the peiople we have.

My Lieu is the funniest guy I have ever met. Once a week we sit around the luchroom table and swap war stories. Never a cross word only lots of laughs. We are blessed to have some of the peiople we have.

And we are cursed to have some of the people we have. I would love to submit the names but the mod tod looms.

Sometimes I sit at my desk and cry. Other times I just sit.