%$# my lieutenant says
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    %$# my lieutenant says

    Thought it would be a funny topic for all to enjoy. Give us one of the "pearls of wisdom" from your lieutenant.

    I'll start -

    There is no reason for you to misspell "alcoholic" It is printed on your &^%&^& badge!!!

  2. #2
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    Re: %$# my lieutenant says

    The nail that sticks up gets hammered down.

    Five copies, press hard.

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    OMG!!!!! ROFLMAO!!! coolest thread ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. #4
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    Re: %$# my lieutenant says

    Negative expectations yield negative results.
    Positive expectations yield negative results.

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    Re: %$# my lieutenant says

    This is ABT. To operate this place, all you need is a group of well-trained monkeys. 99 percent of everything we do is routine. Only one percent requires creative intelligence.

  6. #6
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    Re: %$# my lieutenant says

    My Lt has three answers for everything -

    That's a wonderful idea.

    I wish I had thought of that.

    We will get started on that immediately.

  7. #7
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    Re: %$# my lieutenant says

    My sarcastic LT, who I love is likely to say -

    "I don't want to upset you too much, but at this moment you have an excellent chance of being hanged."

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    Re: %$# my lieutenant says

    Does it take two of you to do that?

  9. #9
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    Re: %$# my lieutenant says

    How about this -

    "lunch is a mid day break not a half day break"

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    Re: %$# my lieutenant says

    Being mediocre is OK, I don't mind, 3's are OK.

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