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  1. #441
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    In a zen type moment Lt said "if you break a pencil you have two pencils. If you break a pen you have zero pens". The man may be a genius. He also mentioned that he can press a couple buttons on the cell and a pizza shows up at the front door.

  2. #442
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    "No agent ever died from an overdose of enthusiasm"

  3. #443
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    "You are the pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth"

  4. #444
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    "Welcome my friend to the show that never ends"

  5. #445
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    "You can't rationalize stupidity."

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    "People don't care what you know until they know you care"

    My LT while talking to a newly minted inspector.

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    "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man"

    Overheard during a conversation between Lt and CPT

  8. #448
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    I'm not interested in how you did it in Michigan.

  9. #449
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    TCO: Please consider filling a slot we are creating. It may mean long hours and dangerous nights, surrounded by some of the scummiest elements in our society.

    LT: You want me to move to TCO?

  10. #450
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    "I've tried to see things from your point of view ... but I'm just not flexible enough to get my head up my a##"

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