DEP STAFF CUTS

The weekly report on what FPP did this week according to Google: Zero!

Just to keep you all informed! (like you didn't know) :twisted:

The weekly report on what you did this week according to Ronald McDonald:
Cleaned the bathroom 2 times a day, flipped 50 burgers a day, made 20 shakes a day, and cooked 5 bags of French fries a day. Way to go....LOSER. :devil: :devil:

I'll give you the same advice your mother gave you when you finished 6th grade...you've reached your highest potential in life, move out and move on. :evil: :evil:

What a great response! A better one would have included links to some news events the FPP were involved in recently. However, since there aren't any links or articles to some FPP events, a bunch of name calling is all that is offered as a response. Oh, let me guess, there aren't any news articles because the FPP is like the secret service, everything is kept confidential because of your undercover identities. A better conclusion is that FPP doesn't have any news because there is none worth reporting. There might be if the FPP did something. Keep doing what you are doing, nothing, and next year the axe will fall.

This is Sheriff Ronald McDonald, I apologize for my deputy's rudeness. He goes by the name of Big Mac and sometimes he lets his pride get in the way. Ever since he caught the Hamburglar that one time, I can't get him to stop criticizing others even though he hasn't caught anything since. If he doesn't shape up though, I'm going to change his name to Small Fry. :devil: :devil:

What happen to that other individual in training? Did he quiet?

Why don't you ask him peeps and the word is quit-fool.

You are such a brainee einstein, well at least look like one....Why would I ask if I could just talk to him?

This will be interesting reading at the local McDonalds:

"The 2011 Legislative session concluded with
significant workforce reductions to state agencies.
Unfortunately, the Criminal Investigations
Bureau and the Office of Training and
Professional Standards will face a reduction in its
staff. Therefore, in order to maintain the same
level of service, we will be reorganizing the
command structure for the Criminal
Investigations Bureau. Please be patient during
this transition period, and we will provide more information as the
month progresses."

Yours truly, DEPPEEPS

Well,looks like they will have to cut some command positions to save the Agents positions.Lets see if they will do it.Going to be very hard to get rid of those lunch friends.

Just Saying......

This will be interesting reading at the local McDonalds:

"The 2011 Legislative session concluded with
significant workforce reductions to state agencies.
Unfortunately, the Criminal Investigations
Bureau and the Office of Training and
Professional Standards will face a reduction in its
staff. Therefore, in order to maintain the same
level of service, we will be reorganizing the
command structure for the Criminal
Investigations Bureau. Please be patient during
this transition period, and we will provide more information as the
month progresses."

Yours truly, DEPPEEPS

DEP DLE will provide a copy of our monthly bulletin to anyone who requests. You have asked about activity in the past, this is a way to read about a small portion that the districts report in. Please enjoy your complimentary copy in between flipping burgers.

As we figured, you would miss the point again. We have now determined you are the one that doesnt know what to wear to training, because you can't read directives for yourself. We feel so sorry for you.

This will be interesting reading at the local McDonalds:

"The 2011 Legislative session concluded with
significant workforce reductions to state agencies.
Unfortunately, the Criminal Investigations
Bureau and the Office of Training and
Professional Standards will face a reduction in its
staff. Therefore, in order to maintain the same
level of service, we will be reorganizing the
command structure for the Criminal
Investigations Bureau. Please be patient during
this transition period, and we will provide more information as the
month progresses."

Yours truly, DEPPEEPS

DEP DLE will provide a copy of our monthly bulletin to anyone who requests. You have asked about activity in the past, this is a way to read about a small portion that the districts report in. Please enjoy your complimentary copy in between flipping burgers.

Not all state agencies will see staff reductions. I think that is an uninformed manager's way of saying we will all have to work harder...

As we figured, you would miss the point again. We have now determined you are the one that doesnt know what to wear to training, because you can't read directives for yourself. We feel so sorry for you.

As we figured, you are like an uninvited guest at a party......listening in and trying to put your 2 cents into a conversation without knowing what you are talking about. Refer to page 9 of this months DLE news under in service training. Oh, that's right, you don't work here so you wouldn't know about that. Flip them burgers, sheriff ronald McDonald is watching you and said he is going to demote you from big Mac to small fry. :devil: :devil: