A well educated professor was going on a trip and wanted to cross a river. While the educated Man was waiting by the river, a Man with a small boat came along and was going cross also. The man with the small boat ask the educated man do you want a ride across the river, the educated man said yes. As both Man sat on the boat they sparked into a conversation. The educated man asked the captain what college did u graduated from, the captain answer "I dropped out of school early on, so i have no education". The educated man then reply, " What? You have no education, I can't believe this, you just wasted your hole life son". After that comment the captain felt real bad and just sat there real quiet with his head down. A few minutes later the captain said to the educated man "Let me ask you a question, do u know how to swim". The educated man answered "No i don't i was too busy getting an education". The Captain reply "what... you don't know how to swim well u just wasted your entire life because the boat is sinking good bye".