I'm Shock

That's right: I'M SHOCK ....nuff said :snicker:

I'M SHOCK YOU SAID THAT.....WHERE ARE MY PRETZELS?

Afta she tol me i was shock too. and i retiterate i am shock..

too freaking funny

Uhhhhhh, I jus axing wut dis be???

Daily Saga of Da Tiket Traka (sang to the thump of any drum beat)

I cum to wok - to earn my pay,
Crackaz do nuttin - but get in my way
I'M SHOCK

I dip in da door - it be half past 8
CPT- I not be late
I'M SHOCK

I be da tiket traka - boppin down da hall
emptee da box -that bout all
I'M SHOCK

Den log to da net - to do my bankin
Yo cum in my room - yo breth stankin
I'M SHOCK

Afta two hour lunch - I meet dog matt
Yo wants som wok dun - wus zup wit dat
I'M SHOCK

Gots ta vizit my bread - corn; on da third flo
Retiterate dat crackaz - bustin on me fo sho
I'M SHOCK

Boppin bak to my desk - at haf past fo'r
Time to be bustin - on out da do'r
I'M SHOCK

Dat bich best not be - blokin my way
I be tir'd an cranky - had a longga day
I'M SHOCK

I mak it to my ride - no crackaz in da path
Dam scrate dats good - yo dont want nun - of da Tiket Traka wrath !
I'M SHOCK !!!!

too freaking funny

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WARNING WARNING

Your phrase is a violation of the new standards of english literature as determined St Petersburg Police Department committee of proper speach and communication Major Merriam and Chief Webster. You shall now be put to death. :evil:

Nice racist posts morons. You are all being reported. And we know who this poster of this anti=traffic person is. YOU ARE ON REPORT MISSY....

Nice racist posts morons. You are all being reported. And we know who this poster of this anti=traffic person is. YOU ARE ON REPORT MISSY....

Hey got you, This is nothing more then a lesson in ebonics...done quite well as a matter of fact. Ebonics was created and accepted as a form of speech, unfortunately, in this country. You started it so own it, dumbazz. Your idle threats scare nobody You sound like some second grade teacher telling little Joey he's on report LMAO :roll:

Nice racist posts morons. You are all being reported. And we know who this poster of this anti=traffic person is. YOU ARE ON REPORT MISSY....

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