Hiring

I was wondering if CPD is hiring anytime soon? Thanks for the help.

Only for a new Chief and Command Staff, for right now.

Sid – Wild Turkey, Viagra, Somebody to believe I have Rock Solid Command,
Dewey – A bigger hair brush, Policing book for dummies, someone to respect me,
Baird – A personality, a new radio system, and someone to help me sweep the garage.
Captain Mark – A better parking spot, uniform shirts with buttons that I can button, someone to respect me
Captain Donnie – For Keenan to return, more civilians to supervise.
Miller – A horse, my son to ride with me everyday, like my son
Steffens – lots of ammo and a tall clock tower
Sahr – more cabinets to build for the Chief, a recent picture of Susan H.
Koder- To stop being forced to drink the kool aide
Lt.Terry – An autographed picture of my brother and Sid embraced in a hug.
Andrews- a bigger cigar, a bama pin cushion doll, someone to yell at
Lt. Waters- someone to respect me, a spine, a Squillante pin cushion doll
Young- a Sid pin cushion doll, Sahr to be Chief, a new WWJD bracelet, the beach
Kleinsorge – Lt. bars, another opportunity to write my manifesto to new officers, a bigger mirror, a bigger cup for more kool aide.
Slaughter – My Lt. bars from Lt. Terry.
Quinlan - My stocks back from Home Depot.
Falcone – more off duties, a gift basket, a juan pin cushion doll.
Donnelly – Evening shift, a Quinlan pin cushion doll
Fisherkeller – an autographed picture of Donnelly, a bike team, a Joanne pin cushion doll
Bags – My stolen Camera
Squit – training unit, Lt. Terry pin cushion doll.
Ziggy – a detective book for dummies book, Rozzi pin cushion doll
BooBoo – trust fund from AVI, an autographed picture of my brother.
Curls- more bookings, stronger drinks, a Schmalz pin cushion doll.
Nestor – Training certificates
McBride- a UFC match with Staff
Scacca- Less caseload and another unit to dump my case load on.
Dalton- a tan
Jaun- a gift basket
Diebel – a bama pin cushion doll, chief’s unit citation
Holsombach – A squad, better driving skills, a spine
Todd Shawn- a bigger mirror, more female recruits, more hair gel
Crean – Captain Tony’s phone number to pass NGNP complaints to.
Bama – More pay for my rat C.I. status, President of the supervisors union, better teeth
Spellman- a clue, a squad, someone to respect me
Connell- Lt. Terry pin cushion doll, training, vice, downtown walking beat, bike team,
Connor – Lt. Terry pin cushion doll, training, NGNP, longer side burns,
Rozzi – D.B., Ziggy pin cushion doll, a career, a Richardson pin cushion doll
Renfroe- bigger cruisers, D.B., a Sheila pin cushion doll,
Granville- to keep digital radio because I sound like everyone else
Squillante – Fava’s arms, an iron, a Kleinsorge pin cushion doll
Dupree- a real car not this clown car DB crap
Richardson – real men’s shoes, another transfer I can take from senior officers, a bama pin cushion doll
Correo- a more comfy cruiser to sleep in, a better DVD selection
Resler – More radio groups to talk on, a motorcycle, a bama pin cushion doll
Obrien – someone to talk to
Biazzo - More time to manage fantasy football, a Higgins pin cushion doll
Houck – a photo career with Playboy, a Bama pin cushion doll, more vacation time
Divincent – To be detached for a special detail, to stop being called CPL. Frodo
Coyle – a Borland pin cushion doll, a picture of a detective cubicle to keep in my wallet
Rodney J - lots of ammo and a tall clock tower
Darcy – a real set
Zarra – an autographed picture of Darcy and Cynthia Davis Grice
T Kelly – a pair of boots and more cars to sell
Caveliere – a radio, a backup, crazy eddie back at the school
Walser – more public records requests, a command staff pin cushion doll, red wine and another golf tournament
Stiff – another cameo on blue line CPD, better players in fantasy football
Cappa – a bigger can of clear pepper spray
Dewitt – to live on a ranch, a Kara pin cushion doll
Ballard – a hockey career, lots of ammo and a tall clock tower
Glenn- Target practice, a better singing partner Sid is too old.
Calabrese – more friends on myspace.
Brac- a rematch with the Hammer where the prize would be a gift basket
Kraft – to win the City’s better body bingo
Matthews- a command staff pin cushion doll, swat round up wardrobe
Ohare - a better shaver, a bigger mirror, and a cameo with Stiff
Bennett – Day shift D.B., to be in charge of Fantasy football.

To Be Cont.....

We may hire a few more admin sgt.s and Lt.s since they did such a good job with the East side construction and ordering supplies. How will Mike ever keep that chalk board clean without a few more?

I was wondering if CPD is hiring anytime soon? Thanks for the help.

If you haven't heard anything by this time then you won't. They advised everyone they considered qualified to come in for the last steps.
Sorry, friend. It's not going to happen.