Toolbert

See Toolbert this is what you get when you send that big ole gossip box talk too much Yonnce out to do staff insepctions. He talk about everybody and you to. He and #1 poster Szzabo had a lot of gossip to catch up on Huh!!!!!

:devil: Yonnce doesn't have sence enough to inspect a garbage can. It should be known that Sazabo does not follow policy on maintaining a vault. Yonnce will try and cover for him and we all know that Yonnce is an idot and a liar like Sazbooo. :devil:

Yall just jealous and talking about Yonnce cause he promoted fast! He is quiet, smart and loving and I just want to hug him all over. :lol:

You going to hug yourself or do you have homo that wants to hug you. We all know that you and Szabooo would like to or have been up each others butt.

Watch out if you try to hug Sazzabo. He might try to put his hands down in your pants. :snicker:

Don't hear much about the little short guy in Jax any more. What happened? Did the snake doctor make him tall?

Don't hear much about the little short guy in Jax any more. What happened? Did the snake doctor make him tall?

He is currently working a super secretive case out in Nassau County. Last month we received a complaint of human exploitation and he fit the bill for the case. You know dwarf tossing is illegal and who better than a dwarf to work the undercover. Last we heard he was sailing over the intercostal. :devil:

Rules for Dwarf Throwing
If a dwarf is thrown through a glass window or glass door, he must wear gloves and a suitable mask.

If a dwarf is thrown through a burning hoop, extinguishers must be provided.

If a dwarf is thrown down a well, the organizers must ensure that the bottom of the well is dry, and is covered by leaves to a depth of three inches..

If a dwarf is to be thrown across the path of an oncoming train, the thrower must previously satisfy the organizers that he bears no personal malice against the throwee.

If a dwarf is thrown into a pond or river, he must wear a wetsuit and need not be tightly bound.

If dwarfs are thrown at night, they may be painted with phosphorescent paint, so that the point of impact may be clearly seen.

If a dwarf refuses to be bound in the usual way before throwing, he may be put in a straitjacket of the requisite size.

If a dwarf utters any sound whatsoever, either in flight or at the moment of impact, the throw will be disqualified.

If a jockey impersonates a dwarf and wins a competition because his light weight allows him to be thrown farthest, he will be liable to a fine of £1000 or three years imprisonment.

It is strictly forbidden in dwarf-throwing literature and publicity, to refer to dwarfs as 'persons of restricted growth' or 'small people'.

Rules for Dwarf Throwing
If a dwarf is thrown through a glass window or glass door, he must wear gloves and a suitable mask.

If a dwarf is thrown through a burning hoop, extinguishers must be provided.

If a dwarf is thrown down a well, the organizers must ensure that the bottom of the well is dry, and is covered by leaves to a depth of three inches..

If a dwarf is to be thrown across the path of an oncoming train, the thrower must previously satisfy the organizers that he bears no personal malice against the throwee.

If a dwarf is thrown into a pond or river, he must wear a wetsuit and need not be tightly bound.

If dwarfs are thrown at night, they may be painted with phosphorescent paint, so that the point of impact may be clearly seen.

If a dwarf refuses to be bound in the usual way before throwing, he may be put in a straitjacket of the requisite size.

If a dwarf utters any sound whatsoever, either in flight or at the moment of impact, the throw will be disqualified.

If a jockey impersonates a dwarf and wins a competition because his light weight allows him to be thrown farthest, he will be liable to a fine of £1000 or three years imprisonment.

It is strictly forbidden in dwarf-throwing literature and publicity, to refer to dwarfs as 'persons of restricted growth' or 'small people'.

I hope after the midget comes down he will read your imput. He needs to be in compliance with the laws. This guy is so little he would have problems finding gloves that would fit his little hands.

He must get tired of smelling sh-t all day considering his nose is only ass-high! :devil:
Don't let the little guy walk to close behind you. If you stop suddenly, you aren't going to be able to sh-t for a week. He is liable to get his head wedged up there. He has enough experience considering he walks around most days with his head up his own ass.

You people never cease to amaze me. The subject is Toolbert and his dumbass ideas and issues and you switch the topic to a fu-king badge. Who gives a shizzat about a fu0king badge. Blankenspit is a high paid secretary who wants a fancy badge. Toolbert is trying to srew us all and take away the one last incentive we have for working here. The basturd wants to take away the one thing that is helping many of us survive these days. Wake the hell up!

Amen Brother, Agents around here need to pull their heads out of their asses and take a good look at what is going on.

Why does it seem the director and the chief are afraid of this guy? Why can't they do something? He is hated by everyone, not just 2 or 3, but by everyone. He is an evil little man who lives to make everyone else miserable. That's how he and his evil twin (RC) get though the day---the more people they can hurt, the better they feel. Now they've gotten JY on their team.
Seriously, what's the deal? No one has respect for these two and no one trusts them, why are they still here?

Why does it seem the director and the chief are afraid of this guy? Why can't they do something? He is hated by everyone, not just 2 or 3, but by everyone. He is an evil little man who lives to make everyone else miserable. That's how he and his evil twin (RC) get though the day---the more people they can hurt, the better they feel. Now they've gotten JY on their team.
Seriously, what's the deal? No one has respect for these two and no one trusts them, why are they still here?

Stick around. They will step on their peckers sooner or later. Happens all the time. You can't survive in life with that many people hating your guts. I've said it before, I'll say it again. It may be next month, next year, or 5 years from now. THEY WILL EVENTUALLY VAPORIZE! Trust me. They me even have another Willard who puts power in their hands again, but they WILL vanish.