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Sorry, Gomer can't buy into your story. Choppers, have weight restrictions, your fat azz would of never been lifted off the ground. Even the old C-130's would need to have the entire plane gutted to make room for you... 2006?? Again with dates you were here working!! Like 1989, when we both worked 10 sector the ENTIRE year and you never missed any days for military reasons.. Specking of which, now a even new low for you. You know you shouldn't make claims of being in any military, that you lie about when those that were there, worked here or are here, Know better and American's died in that conflict. That's the part that gets me.. You go on and on of these BS hero stories. Not giving a damn, on the ones who lost their life's! That's a spit in the face to ALL, who served and to the families of those that didn't return home. Honestly, were you really a azzhole all your life or just, when this forced retirement took it's toll on you?

I've been reading theses post's with little interest or caring, until now... Looking over questions that were asked of Ronald, he's never answer's truthfully. I also served in the military, before becoming a PSA with a badge & gun working the North end. PSA you ask, instead of a cop? Well are we really cops here or just numbers to be used at the departments and cities needs. Got off track here, sorry. Ron, you play the funny man, cause you got nothing left and insult people as you go along. Play the hero card?? Why? I seem to remember you first in line, to butt fu@k another officer if you could benefit from it. Rarely, were you open and upfront about it. You always did it behind ones back. Again why? Of course you'll never give a honest answer. Then when one get's you mad, cause they know the truth. You Miami High them or you know this isn't Ron posting. Now, you want to teach many a lesson and calling them out to gay places or ones that aren't around anymore. You know, I've been told I'm slow to learn but you, how many times do you need your azz handed to you, cause you never know when to shut up and walk away? Getting let go from anywhere does hit ones self esteem and many just move on and do the best they can. YOU, can't! You come up, with things from your pass that are impossible to do or believe, just so you can have something to say. Again, not caring for anyone but yourself. A combat hero?? You of all people!! Please, seeing combat on the T.V. isn't the same, your smart or claim to be and should know this. I'm beginning to think you served in the Coast Guard instead of the Navy. Your whole time was in Orlando, cooking at one of the Naval schools, all you time was shore duty! Maybe you did pull sea duty ONCE for a really short time but got send back, cause others learned what a azz you are and couldn't deal with you for to long. When the shipper, heard they were going to cut you up for shark bait. He needed to get rid of you for your own good. Now, your the everything man. Movies were made based off your life, books written, T.V. shows. Presidents and dictators from around the world are your friends now and they all want you. You know why Little Kim, like Dennis Rodman? Cause he'll dress in drag for him. Sort of like you and what you've done for it. That's why, you say he wants you back. It's not any meal you could or possibly cook. It's that FAT sweet azz he like's to pound, while you call him daddy. Now before you call me out to the dust bowl, sauna or any of the parks you hang out at. Hop on that million dollar jet you own and fly up North but bring a passport. I've retired to Canada.

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I've been reading theses post's with little interest or caring, until now... Looking over questions that were asked of Ronald, he's never answer's truthfully. I also served in the military, before becoming a PSA with a badge & gun working the North end. PSA you ask, instead of a cop? Well are we really cops here or just numbers to be used at the departments and cities needs. Got off track here, sorry. Ron, you play the funny man, cause you got nothing left and insult people as you go along. Play the hero card?? Why? I seem to remember you first in line, to butt fu@k another officer if you could benefit from it. Rarely, were you open and upfront about it. You always did it behind ones back. Again why? Of course you'll never give a honest answer. Then when one get's you mad, cause they know the truth. You Miami High them or you know this isn't Ron posting. Now, you want to teach many a lesson and calling them out to gay places or ones that aren't around anymore. You know, I've been told I'm slow to learn but you, how many times do you need your azz handed to you, cause you never know when to shut up and walk away? Getting let go from anywhere does hit ones self esteem and many just move on and do the best they can. YOU, can't! You come up, with things from your pass that are impossible to do or believe, just so you can have something to say. Again, not caring for anyone but yourself. A combat hero?? You of all people!! Please, seeing combat on the T.V. isn't the same, your smart or claim to be and should know this. I'm beginning to think you served in the Coast Guard instead of the Navy. Your whole time was in Orlando, cooking at one of the Naval schools, all you time was shore duty! Maybe you did pull sea duty ONCE for a really short time but got send back, cause others learned what a azz you are and couldn't deal with you for to long. When the shipper, heard they were going to cut you up for shark bait. He needed to get rid of you for your own good. Now, your the everything man. Movies were made based off your life, books written, T.V. shows. Presidents and dictators from around the world are your friends now and they all want you. You know why Little Kim, like Dennis Rodman? Cause he'll dress in drag for him. Sort of like you and what you've done for it. That's why, you say he wants you back. It's not any meal you could or possibly cook. It's that FAT sweet azz he like's to pound, while you call him daddy. Now before you call me out to the dust bowl, sauna or any of the parks you hang out at. Hop on that million dollar jet you own and fly up North but bring a passport. I've retired to Canada.

Great Post. Indicates what many of us have known for a long time, that Ron is nothing more than a backstabbing fraud, filled with nothing more than claims of stolen valor. He wants us to believe that he is something when in fact, he is a sorry example of nothing. Just calling it like we see it!

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Great Post. Indicates what many of us have known for a long time, that Ron is nothing more than a backstabbing fraud, filled with nothing more than claims of stolen valor. He wants us to believe that he is something when in fact, he is a sorry example of nothing. Just calling it like we see it!

I'm having a waffle with Log Cabin syrup, sailor. I suggest you do the same. It is a buttermilk waffle, fluffy and light.

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I'm having a waffle with Log Cabin syrup, sailor. I suggest you do the same. It is a buttermilk waffle, fluffy and light.

you talk about your food, like your getting ready to have sex with it?? Ron, I'll give you a wee-bit of credit, you can BS with the best of them. There's no shame in being a cook. live up to it, stop with all this hero crap. The time you were in the service, we had little conflicts, if any at all and NONE of it involved a Rambo, eating pie freak, such a yourself. You never left the safety of your tuna boat, unless it was on leave. Not everybody in the military see's combat Ron! Your boat, patrolled the North pole area. So the only combat you ever saw were fish fighting. The dates your using, your were employed here and you were NOT on active reserves. So you never left for these so-called call backs over the years. Your not, doing anything in the military but giving them a bad rep. No 50 something cook is going to be called back after, what was it, your forced retirement. If the Russian's, North Korea or China land troops on our shores then maybe and it's a REALLY BIG MAYBE. Deep down in pile of paperwork of nobodies, your name with be found. Now, what I found the funniest of all your claims was where you said you went to airborne school, plus the advance training. It took a few weeks of people correcting you, before you changed your tune and got it finally right. Oh and the famous I went to Ranger school! You said you went in 86, how's that possible?? When you were in the academy here, then placed in 10 sector with WThF off??? Well were all looking forward to reading you excuses and BS. it does pass the time.

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Have you ever had large curd cottage cheese while fast roping from the gondola of a balloon exiting the stratosphere? Sailor, try it sometime.

Now excuse me as I am having a bowl of Mueslix with bran buds doused in prune yogurt. Later, a ducolax milk shake and windspints on the Boca Raton public beach.

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Have you ever had large curd cottage cheese while fast roping from the gondola of a balloon exiting the stratosphere? Sailor, try it sometime.

Now excuse me as I am having a bowl of Mueslix with bran buds doused in prune yogurt. Later, a ducolax milk shake and windspints on the Boca Raton public beach.

Windspints??? What's that???

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Windspints??? What's that???

That's what happens when you are such a prodigious runner and able to run faster than a cheetah. You create a vertical vortex that causes the wind to spin over you each time your feet touch the surface upon which you are running. Such phenomenon is rare and only attainable by demigods.

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Four more lubes in 2 months get the kneepads ready

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Stand down sailor. Charlie-Sierra is in the house. I received extensive training in cooking, baking, dining and living area management. I prepared menus, ordered food items, operated kitchen and dining facilities and kept records for food supplies and financial budgets. I served as a personal food service specialists for high ranking officers, Senators, presidents, the Pope, and Snoop Dog, both aboard ship and at shore bases.

I worked in kitchens, dining areas, living quarters and storerooms where food supplies are kept. I jumped with the 101st Screaming Eagles. But this bad boy is Submarine Airborne. I am not Ninety-Two Golf. I have HAHOed from the Space Shuttle and HALOed from a U2 spy plane. I have fast roped from the gondola of a hot air balloon that was leaving the stratosphere. I free dived to the bottom of the Mariana's Trench on one breath. I also turned the sauna up to 160* in the gym while wearing a leather biker's jacket like all you Harley wanna-bees.

Make fun all you want. I am the person you wish you were.

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Stand down sailor. Charlie-Sierra is in the house. I received extensive training in cooking, baking, dining and living area management. I prepared menus, ordered food items, operated kitchen and dining facilities and kept records for food supplies and financial budgets. I served as a personal food service specialists for high ranking officers, Senators, presidents, the Pope, and Snoop Dog, both aboard ship and at shore bases.

I worked in kitchens, dining areas, living quarters and storerooms where food supplies are kept. I jumped with the 101st Screaming Eagles. But this bad boy is Submarine Airborne. I am not Ninety-Two Golf. I have HAHOed from the Space Shuttle and HALOed from a U2 spy plane. I have fast roped from the gondola of a hot air balloon that was leaving the stratosphere. I free dived to the bottom of the Mariana's Trench on one breath. I also turned the sauna up to 160* in the gym while wearing a leather biker's jacket like all you Harley wanna-bees.

Make fun all you want. I am the person you wish you were.

He!! no! I wouldn't want to be you.. Your a mental case, in serious need of some medication. It's cool, you have a few that feel sorry for you and have your back, cause you weren't ready for this retirement that came out of nowhere. Especially, when I got my drop extended??? Damn, staff couldn't get you out the door fast enough. It wasn't a going away party we gave you. It was a party for us, that you were leaving and saw the tears running down your face as you were walked to the door. So, your into leather now too? When did you become a butch fag??? You were always a queen, while here. On the U2 spy plane, did you like ride on the outside, while being taken up? Cause how would you exit the plane?? Your midget fat azz wouldn't fit on the pods where the camera's are. Maybe you should say a B-52 took you up and you dropped out the bomb bay doors?? Which space shuttle was that you jumped from?? I bet when you were a child and still do it today, you played the game lets see who can hold out breath the longest? Cause you fried some brain cells. Now, your into Harley's too? Next you'll be telling stories about your easy rider days. Does the one you don't own, have training wheels on it? I bet you have bumper sticker, that states: Stay back 30 yards for your own safety!! Gas that comes out of my azz, is a hazard, no open flames within 30 yards?????? Na, I grow up with folks owning Harley's, me I was into rice burners. The first bike I got was a Kawasaki KZ-900, had some work done to it. Ran high 9's in the quarter mile. Not the fastest but a he!! of a rush. The kid next door for us wanted a bike too and his dad got him a moped. Felt sorry for the little guy, he reminds me a lot of you??? Hey, that kid would give Johnny Knoxville a run for his money on the things he did on that bike. What we could never understand he would ride the bike off the garage, into a swimming pool. That thing was well build, cause it took a licking and kept on kicking. You know thinking back over some of your childhood days, you got to ask how did I survive?? Well I would say it was a hoot, talking at you. It wasn't