The Lube Promotion chant

Lube, little buddy....it is coming! I have ESP....I predicted The Giants win and Dwight Lauderdale's retirement. I am that good. Lube, leave your phone on! It is a Vitalis victory for you...the ex- Sgt. Lubrication!

Lube, little buddy....it is coming! I have ESP....I predicted The Giants win and Dwight Lauderdale's retirement. I am that good. Lube, leave your phone on! It is a Vitalis victory for you...the ex- Sgt. Lubrication!

I AM HEARING THE SAME THING TOO! I THINK AT THE PROMOTION CEREMONIES ONCE YOUR NAME IS CALLED, EVERYONE IN ATTENDANCE SHOULD START YELLING "LUBE, LUBE, LUBE, LUBE...." it is the least we can do. BEST OF LUCK MI AMIGO.

Lt.Lab, you can put away the V05 and leave the pork sandwiches behind. You have made it buddy.
Good luck in your new assignment and thanks for the memories at S.D.S.S.. You are a trip,l.o.l.

YO YO YO

LUBE, YOU DID IT....LT. LUBRICATION


ON FRIDAY, I AM BUSSING IN 1000 SENIORS FROM LITTLE HAVANA.

BY NOON, ALL OF MIAMI WILL HEAR:

" LUBE LUBE LUBE LUBE LUBE" :devil:

He came from a place
long, long ago
His hair slicked back
His skin white as snow

He worked always at night
Once the sun began to set
He always stayed in Admin.
And avoided anything NET

Yet through out years of work
and endless years of *****ing
he wanted to do more
Promotion fever itching

So I say these words so proudly
without any hint of fabrication
that the Miami Police Department
now has Lt. Lubrication



Congrats little buddy!!!

Boy George,you need to come out of retirement,l.o.l. That was great and it has been fun but now Lt.Lab can start "lubricating" his men as a deputy commander and not an admin sgt.
Good luck Lube and dont forget what garage you came from!

Boy George,you need to come out of retirement,l.o.l. That was great and it has been fun but now Lt.Lab can start "lubricating" his men as a deputy commander and not an admin sgt.
Good luck Lube and dont forget what garage you came from!

45 posts and 1250 reads. nothing dirty, nothing malicious.. Boy George tackle the other issues as only you know how to. it has been a blast!

I said before that it was no mas
that this Lube Chant thread was reaching it's end
but then I realized that this is not the past
and Lt. Lube is really my friend.

So I sit at typewriter and I offer some lines
as he proudly wears his butter bars
there will be no more of his whines
and for that we can all thank our lucky stars

and while there will be no more endless frustration
as his Brylcreem dries to a gloss
somehow Lube will go to Communications
and there will be peace and quiet for Del Moss

Fear not my friends for my poems speak truth
as Lube becomes a great lieutenant
And if you need just a little more proof
the grease in his hair's an accelerant!


:devil:

I said before that it was no mas
that this Lube Chant thread was reaching it's end
but then I realized that this is not the past
and Lt. Lube is really my friend.

So I sit at typewriter and I offer some lines
as he proudly wears his butter bars
there will be no more of his whines
and for that we can all thank our lucky stars

and while there will be no more endless frustration
as his Brylcreem dries to a gloss
somehow Lube will go to Communications
and there will be peace and quiet for Del Moss

Fear not my friends for my poems speak truth
as Lube becomes a great lieutenant
And if you need just a little more proof
the grease in his hair's an accelerant!


:devil:

A most wonderful ending to an outrageously funny thread. Thanks Boy George!

Funniest thing I heard last night. One of my buddies was whining to his/her sergeant. Actually, it was quite embarrassing But it was all respectful. The sergeant looked at the officer and said "All you are giving me is a Tube of Lube".

I cracked up. A "Tube of Lube"....Is that the new phrase for "*****ing a fit"? I love it. I think I am going to give my boss a "Tube of Lube" if I can't have the weekend off. hhahahahahahahaha