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I am at the gym right now. The sauna is en route to a toasty 140*. I have the baby oil with iodine. The brass nux have been scraped up, and the video cameras have been disabled. Let me tell you very frankly, You are pi$$ing me off and you are one step away from Midnights with TWT off...maybe.

i just measured the office for furniture and just stand by for my beeper to go off and the Mayor telling me to get Suddath Moving Company on the phone. I'm coming home. The org chart has been dug up and plan 42Z is ready to take effect.

You all will have much to be thankful for this Thursday. Your savior is en route. Atten-HUT!

Submarine Airborne OOHRAH!

It appears that STD, you got years ago. You never got treated for! It's eating away your brain, sort like big Al in the 20's. Damn, sorry your having the mental problems, you were always good for a laugh BUT theses repeated lies?? Shows you are beyond any treatment.. Now Ron stay with me for a second.... Your fat, old and over the hill, if and it's a big impossible if, you were ever considered for a rank higher then a staff PSA, you would of never gotten retired!! Now, another point to sort of keep you on track... You've told so many lies on here and some of those lies are a crime!!! Yes, Ron claiming to be awarded the M.O.H. and some of the others are a federal crime.. That in itself, would cause any police agency thinking of hiring you. To run in the other direction..

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It appears that STD, you got years ago. You never got treated for! It's eating away your brain, sort like big Al in the 20's. Damn, sorry your having the mental problems, you were always good for a laugh BUT theses repeated lies?? Shows you are beyond any treatment.. Now Ron stay with me for a second.... Your fat, old and over the hill, if and it's a big impossible if, you were ever considered for a rank higher then a staff PSA, you would of never gotten retired!! Now, another point to sort of keep you on track... You've told so many lies on here and some of those lies are a crime!!! Yes, Ron claiming to be awarded the M.O.H. and some of the others are a federal crime.. That in itself, would cause any police agency thinking of hiring you. To run in the other direction..

I will be your Chief. I will be loved!

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I am at the gym right now. The sauna is en route to a toasty 140*. I have the baby oil with iodine. The brass nux have been scraped up, and the video cameras have been disabled. Let me tell you very frankly, You are pi$$ing me off and you are one step away from Midnights with TWT off...maybe.

i just measured the office for furniture and just stand by for my beeper to go off and the Mayor telling me to get Suddath Moving Company on the phone. I'm coming home. The org chart has been dug up and plan 42Z is ready to take effect.

You all will have much to be thankful for this Thursday. Your savior is en route. Atten-HUT!

Submarine Airborne OOHRAH!

Blow it out your ass!

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Blow it out your ass!

leave the doors unlocked. Suddath Moving is working on Thursday. Come Monday Morning, Surprise, Surprise, Surprise. Leadership will have returned....At a good price...

Beep-beep-beep-beep. Oh look, my pager is going off again. Maybe it's a meal with the mayor, or pumpkin with a preacher. It is all good. I am making MPD great again.

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I will be your Chief. I will be loved!

Could thing be a typo?? I believe your tying to say,,, I'll be you chef...

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Could thing be a typo?? I believe your tying to say,,, I'll be you chef...

Sailor, some chiefs are actors, some chiefs are fishermen, some chiefs are reverends, this chief is a culinary sprecialist who has turned the United States Navy around! Sailor, turn that beat around... I love to hear percussion. And yes, I wrote that song in 1976 while at Naval boot camp at the Great Lakes Naval Training Center. Vikci Sue was my cousin's wife, twice removed.

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I am what you should all be thankful for. Happy thanksgiving to me!

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Sailor, some chiefs are actors, some chiefs are fishermen, some chiefs are reverends, this chief is a culinary sprecialist who has turned the United States Navy around! Sailor, turn that beat around... I love to hear percussion. And yes, I wrote that song in 1976 while at Naval boot camp at the Great Lakes Naval Training Center. Vikci Sue was my cousin's wife, twice removed.

76 you were still in high school!! Damn, boy is it the old age, a STD as one stated before or just plain stupid, that you need to post some of the dumbest, thing anyone can, just to stay noticed?? Ron, come on back and work the kitchen here at HQ'S. Cause outside of that, you will always now be a visitor!!!! Not a, sworn officers rank for you or any rank for that matter. You know the explorer's could you a real live (lair) such as yourself to teach them all you know about police work and command. Wait a second, forget that, it would only take you less then a min to pass along all your experience..

I'll telling ya, you are missing, your new calling's. You appear to be on your way as a great FICTION writer with all these stories you post here. The other, you should buy one of the roach wagon's and open your own meals on wheels. You'll have them lining up for blocks for what you can do with them old rations (MRE'S) all with great stories, while they try to hold your food down.. You can make them, the meal you were made famous for.. Eggs & beans! Yes folks you've read it correctly, Our very own super everything (just not cop wise) While under the polar cap, they were running low on the better tasting foods, cause he kept messing it all up, even with easy to read directions. So he made eggs & beans mixed them all together, fired it up in a pan and started singing will you be my man! Really smart move on his part. I mean that too. Never again did one complain about his great attempts at cooking.. Ron, I read your stories with interest, cause they made me look back over my own sorry life or any attempts at a good one. It made me wonder??? I do think sometimes, not often, is it better to go thru life, everyone thinking your a azzhole or a lair?? Well, I've been called azzhole many, many times over the years. He!!, not 2 hours ago my wife, called me a azzhole. Can you believe that?? I was shocked! Any way back to the question at hand. I rather be a azzhole, then know as a lair or BOTH such a you.

Now have a good holiday with your family. The rest of you too! No malic in the greetings to your families. Families are off limits and should be!!! Except my county sheriff brother, he's another long drawn out story..

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76 you were still in high school!! Damn, boy is it the old age, a STD as one stated before or just plain stupid, that you need to post some of the dumbest, thing anyone can, just to stay noticed?? Ron, come on back and work the kitchen here at HQ'S. Cause outside of that, you will always now be a visitor!!!! Not a, sworn officers rank for you or any rank for that matter. You know the explorer's could you a real live (lair) such as yourself to teach them all you know about police work and command. Wait a second, forget that, it would only take you less then a min to pass along all your experience..

I'll telling ya, you are missing, your new calling's. You appear to be on your way as a great FICTION writer with all these stories you post here. The other, you should buy one of the roach wagon's and open your own meals on wheels. You'll have them lining up for blocks for what you can do with them old rations (MRE'S) all with great stories, while they try to hold your food down.. You can make them, the meal you were made famous for.. Eggs & beans! Yes folks you've read it correctly, Our very own super everything (just not cop wise) While under the polar cap, they were running low on the better tasting foods, cause he kept messing it all up, even with easy to read directions. So he made eggs & beans mixed them all together, fired it up in a pan and started singing will you be my man! Really smart move on his part. I mean that too. Never again did one complain about his great attempts at cooking.. Ron, I read your stories with interest, cause they made me look back over my own sorry life or any attempts at a good one. It made me wonder??? I do think sometimes, not often, is it better to go thru life, everyone thinking your a azzhole or a lair?? Well, I've been called azzhole many, many times over the years. He!!, not 2 hours ago my wife, called me a azzhole. Can you believe that?? I was shocked! Any way back to the question at hand. I rather be a azzhole, then know as a lair or BOTH such a you.

Now have a good holiday with your family. The rest of you too! No malic in the greetings to your families. Families are off limits and should be!!! Except my county sheriff brother, he's another long drawn out story..

Sailor, you light up my life. You give me hope to carry on. The sauna is turned off today. The Eucalyptus Steam Room at Vic Tanny's is dark. Happy Thanksgiving. May it be Submarine Airborne for you and your family. I'll be moving in a lot of my things into the office today and tomorrow. Drop on by. Have a bagel or a cup of coffee. I will also be removing some photos down in the lobby.

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