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Forget Vic's--old school
There are two old Korean ladies who throw you on a stainless steel gurey, sponge you down and then they put on these scrub mitts and go to town. These ladies aren't much taller than the gurey, they scrub til all the sh**t is off. Not one second is wasted before youre tossed and doust into a cold vat of water for cleansing.

Now, you have your choice of robes before entering the famous cavelike salt chamber which is excellent for the body airways.

Just before you fall asleep in there, you are guided to the stand up shower and then....only then do you get the rubdown.

These 60+ gals work like clock-work. total assembly line and you will never ever feel such a release of crud off your body like these in your life. total rejuvination. called the korean salt glow scrub. Beat it Vic

I experienced such pleasure if you wish to call it that, while over at the DMZ in 1984, cooking what was at the time the world's biggest Paella. The Eucalyptus Steam Room at Vic Tanny's, on the other hand, provided the opportunity of iodine oiled up mano a mano WWF wrestling in the spirit of naked twister and many of the board games that were made available on the 1966 Hugh Hefner show. Submariners know this game all too well in addition to Risk, Clue and Parcheesi ( if you know what I mean). While preparing Camarones Enchildas ( as an observer in Argentina during the Falkland's War in 1982) I was introduced to Nazi Yahtzee. Toss the dice and snap your heels. What a bunch of A-Holes, mein fuhrer. I'm glad England beat their a$$.

In any case, Sailor, I admire your style. I salute you.

SUBMARINE AIRBORNE OOHRAH!

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I experienced such pleasure if you wish to call it that, while over at the DMZ in 1984, cooking what was at the time the world's biggest Paella. The Eucalyptus Steam Room at Vic Tanny's, on the other hand, provided the opportunity of iodine oiled up mano a mano WWF wrestling in the spirit of naked twister and many of the board games that were made available on the 1966 Hugh Hefner show. Submariners know this game all too well in addition to Risk, Clue and Parcheesi ( if you know what I mean). While preparing Camarones Enchildas ( as an observer in Argentina during the Falkland's War in 1982) I was introduced to Nazi Yahtzee. Toss the dice and snap your heels. What a bunch of A-Holes, mein fuhrer. I'm glad England beat their a$$.

In any case, Sailor, I admire your style. I salute you.

SUBMARINE AIRBORNE OOHRAH!

on-con-traeir captain----your spelling of Parcheesi sniffs of amateur status
however, please state is your experience also included a game of Stratego or Othello and you've won back my heart

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on-con-traeir captain----your spelling of Parcheesi sniffs of amateur status
however, please state is your experience also included a game of Stratego or Othello and you've won back my heart

Sailor, the #8 the Miner, the man low on the total pole, but one who could diffuse the bomb was always the man worth knowing. he was the Compstat warrior with a strategy that others want to copy. The Stratego Flag must be hidden from the rats who will eat its fiber.

And sailor, On-Contraier, should be spelled au contraire...Are you some Miami High French Club graduate?

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I experienced such pleasure if you wish to call it that, while over at the DMZ in 1984, cooking what was at the time the world's biggest Paella. The Eucalyptus Steam Room at Vic Tanny's, on the other hand, provided the opportunity of iodine oiled up mano a mano WWF wrestling in the spirit of naked twister and many of the board games that were made available on the 1966 Hugh Hefner show. Submariners know this game all too well in addition to Risk, Clue and Parcheesi ( if you know what I mean). While preparing Camarones Enchildas ( as an observer in Argentina during the Falkland's War in 1982) I was introduced to Nazi Yahtzee. Toss the dice and snap your heels. What a bunch of A-Holes, mein fuhrer. I'm glad England beat their a$$.

In any case, Sailor, I admire your style. I salute you.

SUBMARINE AIRBORNE OOHRAH!

Blow it out your ass!!

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I experienced such pleasure if you wish to call it that, while over at the DMZ in 1984, cooking what was at the time the world's biggest Paella. The Eucalyptus Steam Room at Vic Tanny's, on the other hand, provided the opportunity of iodine oiled up mano a mano WWF wrestling in the spirit of naked twister and many of the board games that were made available on the 1966 Hugh Hefner show. Submariners know this game all too well in addition to Risk, Clue and Parcheesi ( if you know what I mean). While preparing Camarones Enchildas ( as an observer in Argentina during the Falkland's War in 1982) I was introduced to Nazi Yahtzee. Toss the dice and snap your heels. What a bunch of A-Holes, mein fuhrer. I'm glad England beat their a$$.

In any case, Sailor, I admire your style. I salute you.

SUBMARINE AIRBORNE OOHRAH!

Falklands?? Your lying piece of sh!t.. Only Americas, that were NOT there as the saying goes were Special Forces. Yes, some naval ships too but you were never on the ground.. Ron, you need some serious help!

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Sailor, the #8 the Miner, the man low on the total pole, but one who could diffuse the bomb was always the man worth knowing. he was the Compstat warrior with a strategy that others want to copy. The Stratego Flag must be hidden from the rats who will eat its fiber.

And sailor, On-Contraier, should be spelled au contraire...Are you some Miami High French Club graduate?

you've sunk my battleship!

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you've sunk my battleship!

Sailor, you want some TROUBLE. We're heading for the sauna and the popamatic dice tumbler. SORRY my friend. This culinary specialist, HAHO and HALO trained is at no RISK of being beaten in the dry heat. If you want a more wet heat, then the solution always has been the Eucalyptus Steam Room at Vic Tanny's.

Stand down sailor, that's an order!

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Sailor, you want some TROUBLE. We're heading for the sauna and the popamatic dice tumbler. SORRY my friend. This culinary specialist, HAHO and HALO trained is at no RISK of being beaten in the dry heat. If you want a more wet heat, then the solution always has been the Eucalyptus Steam Room at Vic Tanny's.

Stand down sailor, that's an order!

Dude, so many nasty images came to mind with this one posts of yours. Ok we have a new president now and the old policy of don't ask, don't tell isn't what it once was. Please for the love that is, all good left in this world. We don't want or need to read your code words for hook-ups with other men..

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Dude, so many nasty images came to mind with this one posts of yours. Ok we have a new president now and the old policy of don't ask, don't tell isn't what it once was. Please for the love that is, all good left in this world. We don't want or need to read your code words for hook-ups with other men..

You should never make assumed gender guesses on the CHESS board rook. There is always a queen lurking to CONNECT FOUR.

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You should never make assumed gender guesses on the CHESS board rook. There is always a queen lurking to CONNECT FOUR.

Sailor, I am that Submarine Airborne Professor Plumb hiding out with Mrs. Pea**** (if you know what I mean) in the MPD sauna with the vibrator. So stand down.