The Lube Promotion chant

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No, sorry you got it wrong. It's the (special chocolate) cream filled ones he likes the best. He was quoted as saying it's finger licking good....

STAND DOWN SAILOR THAT'S AN ORDER!!! Your reprimand is waiting. Go see Mary in the chief's office. You are sickening. Better yet, meet me out in the dustbowl.

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Well I was all set to hang around here for a few weeks but I got called back to head the demilitarize zone. To beef up security. I meet with the advance party of secret service agent's. Can't really get into to much details, sorry about that. You all under stand national security. I see I still have it. City hall choose, all my picks I recommended for senior staff. Don't worry, the vacancies made from the picks I did, will be filled with more of my choosing. RB sorry, you haven't kissed the ring lately, so I had to got with others. Carry on.

SUBMARAINE AIRBORNE:

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STAND DOWN SAILOR THAT'S AN ORDER!!! Your reprimand is waiting. Go see Mary in the chief's office. You are sickening. Better yet, meet me out in the dustbowl.

Sorry, heard about your dusk blow experience, hate to see a grown man(?) cry. Beside, isn't there laws protecting the handicap & those like you, with mental illness?

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Sorry, heard about your dusk blow experience, hate to see a grown man(?) cry. Beside, isn't there laws protecting the handicap & those like you, with mental illness?

Blow me sailor!

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Blow me sailor!

Sailor, what happens on a sub, stays on a sub. SUBMARINE AIRBORNE OOHRAH!

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Well I was all set to hang around here for a few weeks but I got called back to head the demilitarize zone. To beef up security. I meet with the advance party of secret service agent's. Can't really get into to much details, sorry about that. You all under stand national security. I see I still have it. City hall choose, all my picks I recommended for senior staff. Don't worry, the vacancies made from the picks I did, will be filled with more of my choosing. RB sorry, you haven't kissed the ring lately, so I had to got with others. Carry on.

SUBMARAINE AIRBORNE:

Oh, do us all a favor and blow it out your ass! You haven’t done sh!t since you retired. Just one lie on top of another. You must lead a miserable retirement when you have nothing better to do than come on here and troll Leo Affairs with your made up stories. You are truly pathetic! Current DOD records do not show you. As stated, they do not call back middle aged, overweight individuals with an MOS as a cook.And even in the time of war, you are outside the age limits especially with the rate and rank of that of an enlisted person. Go develop a hobby or move to North Carolina with the rest of the miserable retirees.

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Well I was all set to hang around here for a few weeks but I got called back to head the demilitarize zone. To beef up security. I meet with the advance party of secret service agent's. Can't really get into to much details, sorry about that. You all under stand national security. I see I still have it. City hall choose, all my picks I recommended for senior staff. Don't worry, the vacancies made from the picks I did, will be filled with more of my choosing. RB sorry, you haven't kissed the ring lately, so I had to got with others. Carry on.

SUBMARAINE AIRBORNE:

Do us all a favor and blow it out your ass! You haven’t been anywhere except here on Leo Affairs spilling out one lie after another. They don’t call back middle aged, overweight enlisted people with a rating of a cook. Not in peace time and not in war. Keep dreaming. You are a fraud, filled with one lie after another and why? To make yourself look good? You must lead a pretty sad, pathetic home life to have to spend so much time here. Why not move to Ocala or North Carolina with the rest of the middle aged retirees.

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Do us all a favor and blow it out your ass! You haven’t been anywhere except here on Leo Affairs spilling out one lie after another. They don’t call back middle aged, overweight enlisted people with a rating of a cook. Not in peace time and not in war. Keep dreaming. You are a fraud, filled with one lie after another and why? To make yourself look good? You must lead a pretty sad, pathetic home life to have to spend so much time here. Why not move to Ocala or North Carolina with the rest of the middle aged retirees.

Well sailor, I've been thinking to do just as you say, but I'm waiting for your wife. To come along as my first lip mate. Except, I learned since my tour, that the FOP, has signed her on. My advice to you, don't be working so many off duties, without first taking care of the home front. Believe me I have been doing you a favor for years!

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Well sailor, I've been thinking to do just as you say, but I'm waiting for your wife. To come along as my first lip mate. Except, I learned since my tour, that the FOP, has signed her on. My advice to you, don't be working so many off duties, without first taking care of the home front. Believe me I have been doing you a favor for years!

Damn, got to thinking about your old lady. I forget to enclose my saying:
SUBMARINE ARIBORNE

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Well sailor, I've been thinking to do just as you say, but I'm waiting for your wife. To come along as my first lip mate. Except, I learned since my tour, that the FOP, has signed her on. My advice to you, don't be working so many off duties, without first taking care of the home front. Believe me I have been doing you a favor for years!

Not half as bad as the services that your old lady provided while you were “deployed.” Damned good in fact. I especially got a kick out of all her war stories about all of your sailor buddies she has had. From what she described, she has had more semen than the U.S. Navy!