The Lube Promotion chant

Papo 2009? You just made the Gel company richier cause it will take tons of gel to keep his hair in place,l.o.l.
Keep it up,best thread in a long time,l.o.l.
Sgt,I mean,Lt Lab, dont let them run you off to Doral. All good things come to those who wait so hang in there .

Papo 2009? You just made the Gel company richier cause it will take tons of gel to keep his hair in place,l.o.l.
Keep it up,best thread in a long time,l.o.l.
Sgt,I mean,Lt Lab, dont let them run you off to Doral. All good things come to those who wait so hang in there .

I agree! Have you ever seen such clean fun on this website? I piss in my pants with some of these entries.



BTW what kind of hand gun did the German high command use in WWII. Keep in mind most of the officers had slick backed hair and could not get promoted to Oberst?



A Luber!

We want a promotion
Not some sort of fabrication
we will start a commotion
'if you don't promote "lubrication"

We are getting tired of the delays
we feel he is getting "scrubed"
oh and by the way
where the hell is Lt. Lube?

We get excited
and reach for Cialis
Lube gets depressed
and slops on the Vitalis

Promote him now
and it is a big time win-win
Screw him over'
and he's terminal admin

Do not let
Ike be a distraction
We want Lube
to see some real action :twisted:

We want a promotion
Not some sort of fabrication
we will start a commotion
'if you don't promote "lubrication"

We are getting tired of the delays
we feel he is getting "scrubed"
oh and by the way
where the hell is Lt. Lube?

We get excited
and reach for CLICK HERE TO INFECT YOUR COMPUTER WITH A VIRUS
Lube gets depressed
and slops on the Vitalis

Promote him now
and it is a big time win-win
Screw him over'
and he's terminal admin

Do not let
Ike be a distraction
We want Lube
to see some real action :twisted:

ps pay no attention to the virus crap. i do not know where that came from. it don't even rhyme!!

[quote=Boy George]

We want a promotion
Not some sort of fabrication
we will start a commotion
'if you don't promote "lubrication"

We are getting tired of the delays
we feel he is getting "scrubed"
oh and by the way
where the hell is Lt. Lube?

We get excited
and reach for CLICK HERE TO INFECT YOUR COMPUTER WITH A VIRUS
Lube gets depressed
and slops on the Vitalis

Promote him now
and it is a big time win-win
Screw him over'
and he's terminal admin

Do not let
Ike be a distraction
We want Lube
to see some real action :twisted:

ps pay no attention to the virus crap. i do not know where that came from. it don't even rhyme!![/quote:2nwue4e6]


This may be a bit crass but here goes anyway:

What do you call curly hair, unaffected by Dippity-Do, that still has not been promoted?

Answer: Lubic hair.
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Little buddy....I lit a few candles for you yesterday...and guess what? it worked...Ike is no longer a threat to this region. You will go from Sgt. Lubrication to Lt. Lube with two weeks. I could not be prouder...Lol.........Just relax. You are a great guy.....You will do just fine....Just relax. I also said a prayer for you in a church, synagogue, and a mosque..just to be sure.

CONGRATULATIONS LT. LUBE!

Bring out the lubations I mean libations.

Lubrication
please be patient
you have us all on edge

Lubrication
you look radiant
now come in from the ledge


Lubrication
the end is near
with happiness you will scream

Lubrication
please do hear
enough with all the Brylcreem

Lubrication
if the list is stalled
we'll cry with endless sorrow

Lubrication
when your name is called
we'll hurrah like there's no tomorrow :wink:


Good luck little buddy

That was great. Sgt.Lab really appreciates the support and fun kidding. Keep them coming till he gets his bars.