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  1. #21
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    Re: More Lubrication

    Quote Originally Posted by Oil can
    Bro,that was good but please be kind to Laberdesky. The guy is about to blow a fuse.
    Someone told him that promotions were 07ed till further notice and that they may just close the books on this list and the guy cant even think straight. HE IS LOSING IT!!! Poor thing.
    Lab,you will make Lt. little buddy,just relax.
    Lube, promotions within 2 weeks. I have no doubt. I understand your tension. I am sure you are not the only one. But it will get here, it spite of Hannah, Ike, and/or Josephine.

    Just to play it safe....perhaps you need a good insurance policy.


    HOW ABOUT LUBERTY MUTUAL?! :lol:

  2. #22
    Guest

    Re: The Lube Promotion chant

    what kind of breakfast cereal will give your hair a healthy sheen, be a real good guy, but die of anxiety waiting for promotion, so says some weird looking toucan?




    FROOT LOOBS

  3. #23
    Guest

    Re: The Lube Promotion chant

    Relax Ron.....Announcements next week. Promos on 18th or 19th.......Then we can shut this "Lube Promotion Chant" forum down once and for all. Although, many of these "Lube" jokes are actually quite witty....and for once (on LEO Affairs) all in good fun minus the insults and profanity.

  4. #24
    Guest

    Re: The Lube Promotion chant

    Quote Originally Posted by Voice of reason
    Relax Ron.....Announcements next week. Promos on 18th or 19th.......Then we can shut this "Lube Promotion Chant" forum down once and for all. Although, many of these "Lube" jokes are actually quite witty....and for once (on LEO Affairs) all in good fun minus the insults and profanity.

    WHAT TYPE OF UBNDERWEAR WOULD ONE WEAR IF THEY HAVE A DOLLOP OF 'GROOM AND CLEAN" RUNNING THROUGH THEIR HAIR, WORK IN THE SOUTH END, AND EAGERLY AWAIT PROMOTION?



    FRUIT OF THE LUBE :mrgreen:

  5. #25
    Guest

    Re: The Lube Promotion chant

    dont forget the famous ron annel-lube

  6. #26
    Guest

    Re: The Lube Promotion chant

    Quote Originally Posted by ttranks
    dont forget the famous ron annel-lube
    it is amazing that all this has morphed from Sgt. Lab into Sgt. Lubrication into Lt. Lube (if he ever gets promoted......I do know McCain will be speaking about it tonight), into all of this....Froot Loobs, Fruit of the Lube, Jiffy Lube, Lube Zepellin......WOW!

  7. #27
    Guest

    Re: The Lube Promotion chant

    This Lube-a-thon is driving him nuttier,l.o.l.. Lab,dont lose it yet,it looks like you will be promoted this month. Hang on thier little buddy.

  8. #28
    Guest

    Re: The Lube Promotion chant

    Quote Originally Posted by Thong
    This Lube-a-thon is driving him nuttier,l.o.l.. Lab,dont lose it yet,it looks like you will be promoted this month. Hang on thier little buddy.

    You make a good point....So here goes yet one more:



    Who is a concert pianist, has a tube of VO5 in his hair, and STILL cannot get promoted?




    LUBE-erace! :devil:

  9. #29
    Guest

    Re: The Lube Promotion chant

    Quote Originally Posted by Boy George
    We are tired of this procrastination
    we demand bars for Sgt. Lubrication

    we all know it's coming true
    but how long will he be at 2

    and we all know it ain't fair
    but now he's gone and greased his hair

    REPEAT

    :cop: :cop: :cop: :cop: :cop: :cop:
    Hey Boy George ( or is it Jorge Nino?):

    anyways, it has been about two weeks since your literary genius came out with this lovely poem. And still.......No Lt. Lube yet. Any other pearls of wisdom?

  10. #30
    Guest

    Re: The Lube Promotion chant(back by popular demand)

    ALL THIS WAITING
    LUBE DOES NOT LIKE
    NOW HE'S GETTING SCREWED
    BY HURRICANE IKE

    JUST WHEN IT LOOKED
    LIKE LUBE'S A LIEUTENANT
    ALONG COMES THIS STORM
    A SERGEANT- PER-MAN-NENT

    SO WHEN YOU SEE LUBE
    PLEASE GIVE HIM YOUR TIME
    'CAUSE HE'LL GET HIS BARS
    ........IN 2009! :lol:

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