The Lube Promotion chant

In the name of todos los santos and god we ask that Sgt.Lab be promoted to LT. before his hair gets unravelled any more and his shirt blows up??
The man is fit to be tied and has turned to food for relief!
Lt.Lubby,you will be okay but butch up or instead of lechon for Noch Buena,we will be roasting you.

Looby-Doo, you have alot to be thankful for. Enjoy the holidays my buddy....."The Crisco Kid". LUBE!!!!!!!

HAPPY LUBES-GIVING!

"We wish you a very "Lube-mas" we wish you a very "Lube-mas", we wish you a very "Lube-mas" and a Brylcreemed New year"

Just reminded my self, i need a Lube oil change!

Just reminded my self, i need a Lube oil change!

Jingle Lube
Jingle Lube

Jingle all the way

Oh what fun it is so fine
to call 3-4-4-9

Jingle Lube
Jingle Lube

Jingle all the way

even though it's so much fun
Lube can't go in the sun

On the first day of Lube-Mas
My true love gave to me
the Complaint Room
and CC tv

On the second day of Lube-Mas
my true love gave to me
a flammable hair gel
the complaint room and CC tv

On the third day of Lube-mas
my true love gave to me
200 SPF coppertone
a flammable hair gel
the complaint room and CC tv

on the fourth day of lube-mas
my true love gave to me
administrative paper work
200 spf coppertone
a flammable hair gel
the complaint room and CC tv

on the fifth day of Lube-mas
my true love gave to me
3-4-4-9
adiministrative paperwork
200 spf coppertone
a flammable hair gel
the complaint room and CC tv.

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:devil: :mrgreen: :snicker: :lol: 8) ops:

On the first day of Lube-Mas
My true love gave to me
the Complaint Room
and CC tv

On the second day of Lube-Mas
my true love gave to me
a flammable hair gel
the complaint room and CC tv

On the third day of Lube-mas
my true love gave to me
200 SPF coppertone
a flammable hair gel
the complaint room and CC tv

on the fourth day of lube-mas
my true love gave to me
administrative paper work
200 spf coppertone
a flammable hair gel
the complaint room and CC tv

on the fifth day of Lube-mas
my true love gave to me
3-4-4-9
adiministrative paperwork
200 spf coppertone
a flammable hair gel
the complaint room and CC tv.

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:devil: :mrgreen: :snicker: :lol: 8) ops:

BOYS AND GIRLS......I AM BACK!

"You better not cry
about taking calls
are you afraid
or just have no balls

Lt. Lube is coming
to town


He's giving out calls
he'll try to be nice
but if you milk them
there will be a fight


Lt. Lube is coming
to town

He knows if you have checked in
though not on the radio
He knows if you may get a complaint
so don't tell him "Lube, go blow!"

You better watch out
it aint like he's mean
but screw him over
take a 17

Lt. Lube is coming
to town

On the first day of Lube-Mas
My true love gave to me
the Complaint Room
and CC tv

On the second day of Lube-Mas
my true love gave to me
a flammable hair gel
the complaint room and CC tv

On the third day of Lube-mas
my true love gave to me
200 SPF coppertone
a flammable hair gel
the complaint room and CC tv

on the fourth day of lube-mas
my true love gave to me
administrative paper work
200 spf coppertone
a flammable hair gel
the complaint room and CC tv

on the fifth day of Lube-mas
my true love gave to me
3-4-4-9
adiministrative paperwork
200 spf coppertone
a flammable hair gel
the complaint room and CC tv.

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:devil: :mrgreen: :snicker: :lol: 8) ops:

BOYS AND GIRLS......I AM BACK!

"You better not cry
about taking calls
are you afraid
or just have no balls

Lt. Lube is coming
to town


He's giving out calls
he'll try to be nice
but if you milk them
there will be a fight


Lt. Lube is coming
to town

He knows if you have checked in
though not on the radio
He knows if you may get a complaint
so don't tell him "Lube, go blow!"

You better watch out
it aint like he's mean
but screw him over
take a 17

Lt. Lube is coming
to town

hahahaha dude we need to get lives... or find something more productive to do on our off duties.
the last one was good though, now one about locke!

On the first day of Lube-Mas
My true love gave to me
the Complaint Room
and CC tv

On the second day of Lube-Mas
my true love gave to me
a flammable hair gel
the complaint room and CC tv

On the third day of Lube-mas
my true love gave to me
200 SPF coppertone
a flammable hair gel
the complaint room and CC tv

on the fourth day of lube-mas
my true love gave to me
administrative paper work
200 spf coppertone
a flammable hair gel
the complaint room and CC tv

on the fifth day of Lube-mas
my true love gave to me
3-4-4-9
adiministrative paperwork
200 spf coppertone
a flammable hair gel
the complaint room and CC tv.

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...........................................

:devil: :mrgreen: :snicker: :lol: 8) ops:

BOYS AND GIRLS......I AM BACK!

"You better not cry
about taking calls
are you afraid
or just have no balls

Lt. Lube is coming
to town


He's giving out calls
he'll try to be nice
but if you milk them
there will be a fight


Lt. Lube is coming
to town

He knows if you have checked in
though not on the radio
He knows if you may get a complaint
so don't tell him "Lube, go blow!"

You better watch out
it aint like he's mean
but screw him over
take a 17

Lt. Lube is coming
to town

hahahaha dude we need to get lives... or find something more productive to do on our off duties.
the last one was good though, now one about locke!

MY DEAR FRIEND, LT. LUBE IS AN MPD ICON. HE IS OUR HERO. AND WHILE I HARBOR NO ILL WILL TOWARDS LT. LOCKE, HE IS (AS THE SAYING WOULD GO....) NO LT. LUBE!

WE ARE TAALKING "GREASED LIGHTNING HERE!

I heard that he has changed his name to FLOUNDER LUBE,,,,,,, :devil:

I heard that he has changed his name to FLOUNDER LUBE,,,,,,, :devil:

You mean like a good fish oil? some Omega 3-6-9 vitamins perhaps?

He is a sound 10W40 Lube!

You guys are idiots can you dorks get a life

Hey shmuck....W put the LUBE in K-Y......